He should fire his barber too while he's at it.

Carlson
Traver
DHL.

lmfao.

this has to be photoshopped.. if not, he's one dumb mf for even agreeing to the pic...

That's gotta be fake.

Not only is it real but Palmer also is host of an annual cornholing tournament. Yes, you read that correctly.

Well, I guess it is better to have a QB with homo-erotic tendencies then have more players getting arrested by the police.

He has a beautiful family. A man's man. He is a saint.

Bahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!

Make that both his agent and his PR needs to be fired.

I heard he wears tights with tiger stripes every Sunday.

And spends most of the day with his his hands buried up the ass of a bent over three hundred pound man.

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

haha

Fa real, the hell is up with that feathered down Flow-Bee cut.

It's called mullet-burns, it's gonna be the next look, fuck the mohawks.

Fucking WOW.

On June 17, 2006, Carson Palmer will host the first annual Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic presented by Cincinnati Bell and Huntington Bank to benefit his new charity partner, Lighthouse Youth Services.

The event begins at 2:00 p.m. on the Cincinnati Bengals practice field. Sponsors and guests will be treated to a unique event complete with amazing food and beverage, activities for all ages, prizes and giveaways, live entertainment by The Mukrackers and the opportunity to play cornhole against Carson�€™s teammates and other NFL friends.

Palmer developed the idea for the event soon after being introduced to the sport of cornhole while living in Cincinnati. �€œShae and I got hooked on playing cornhole right after we moved out here. We have wanted to do an event that incorporates the sport for the past few years so we are excited that it�€™s finally going to happen,�€� said Palmer.

Over the past few years, Palmer has become passionate about using his success on the field to help abused and abandoned children. Lighthouse Youth Services is an agency that mirrors Palmer�€™s mission to help children who are not fortunate enough to receive the kind of upbringing his family provided.

�€œWe are honored to be working with the Lighthouse Youth Services on behalf of the children. The people who work at Lighthouse are the true heroes and this is a great opportunity to make a real difference in the lives of the children,�€� said Palmer.

Palmer hopes the community will show Lighthouse the same compassion and support they�€™ve shown him through being a part of the Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic.

�€œI hope the Cincinnati community will support the children at Lighthouse the way they have supported me over the past few months. This is going to be an event unlike anything else in Cincinnati and we are so excited to share it with everyone. We will have a great time together while raising money for the children,�€� said Palmer.

Packages and sponsorships for the Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic start at $2,500. For more information, contact Natalie Schwab with Lighthouse at 513-487-7109.




Okay...even though that reads hilariously, I have to point out that 'Cornhole the game' is not the, er..."cornholing" that everyone immediately thinks of. Cornhole as is mentioned above, is two players with dry corn-filled bags (beanbags, but with corn!) toss them at a plank that has a hole sawn in it, x-amount of yards away. Think like Horseshoes, but with a board instead of a stake. You get points for successfully cornholing your opponent's hole. *snicker*

http://www.americancornhole.com/mm5/mercha...Category_Code=G

my cornhole testimonial:

A friend of mine found it online somewhere a couple of years ago. we thought it was an elaborate joke, but the depth and bredth of the links left us uneasy.

a while back I visited some friends who were going to school in Ohio. Driving back to their place from the airport, I jokingly mentioned Cornhole.

"Oh yeah," my pal said, "it's huge here...I'll bet we see some people playing before we get to my place."

and he was right!