Poor man. I can't even imagine.

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/03/missionary_enco.html

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he gets no handseks

Looks like he stays in shape though.

Probably from getting dressed. As one commenter said in the blog, "how'd he get that sweater on?"

Damn, I was caught off guard. I was expecting a rash

I clicked



You'd think that guy would deserve to be really good looking otherwise or something but NOPE...15 skin tabs on his face and a wart on his ear? That is just amazing...I can't imagine he has much tactile sensory ability in his hands.

WTF??? looks like some fungus growth or some shit... had me itching.. i'm bout to go and take a shower...

The doctors are not entirely sure, but it seems to be keratin growths (the same stuff fingernails and horn are made of), gone very, very wrong.

yuck

Oh man I have a weak stomach, I wont look but too late cuz you posted it in Glockies "I'm scared of looking theard already. haha bad girl

This totally reminds me of that Twilight Zone Episode "The Eye of the Beholder"

looks like his mom was doing a sheep to me! i can see it now...sir does it bother you that your mom is fucking a sheep?nohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,whyhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! bhhhhhhhhhhh

Kitty, you have a lil too much time on your hands.


I`m beginning to suspect something here. They think he may have got it from a pig, or a sheep of some kind of animal. I wonder if he pulled a duece bigelow on the pet sheep ?

Actually, I found it on Boing Boing. There is no such thing as being too busy for Boing Boing.

I haven't had a granola bar in a minute.

ok...now I'm going to have nightmares

Dude, that is just wrong...if you are going to compare it to a comic book character then it would be Marrow from X-Men even though she is a girl...

Jesus that was not something i shouldve clicked on

So basically he's turning into the Thing...

But with fingernails.

I prefer this theard to the other one.

Whoa! That's some crazy shit..

Damn, and they said it smells like toe fungus too.