Some of these are damn funny:

http://www.boxingscene.com/?m=show&id=23271



1. (on Valuev)
"He is the ugliest human being I’ve ever seen in the
flesh. I’ve seen ugly guys before in movies, but that’s
probably the prosthetics. But I’m talking about,
physically with no make-up. He’s the ugliest human being
on Earth. He makes the Elephant Man look like Pamela
Anderson."

2. (on Valuev)
“Valuev’s known as ‘The Beast from the East’ and there’s
a reason he’s got that nickname. He’s a big, ugly,
sweaty and hairy man from the Eastern bloc.”

3. (on Valuev)
"He is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. I have
watched Lord of the Rings and films with strange looking
people but for a human being to look like he does is
pretty shocking.”

4. (on Valuev)
"All you've got to do is look at a picture of the guy
and that speaks volumes. I consider him more of a circus
show freak that happens to be boxing. He's an ugly type
of fighter, he tries to lean on you, tries to brawl and
comes out with a really hairy chest that gets matted and
is disgusting. I've never been a big fan of the matted
hair in my face."

5. (on Valuev)
"The size I am, I sort of come up to his chest and
apparently the word around the campfire is that he
doesn't smell too sweet. I've talked to a few guys that
have been in the ring with him and they say that's the
first thing they notice, just the stench. Hopefully he
runs a cold tap over himself or someone hoses him down
outside before he comes in."

Hopefully he´ll fight better than he talks, cause that stuff is pretty lame. He´s big, ugly, hairy and stinks. We get it. Next he will probably bust out some lame Your mama jokes.

Hes getting under Valueve's skin.

Yo momma so hairy, valuev takes pictures of her!

Valuev eats raw moose.

Today he might be ugly, tomorrow....he'll still be ugly, but he is going to kick Haye's ass.

This promotion is getting ugly

This fight is going to suck colossal ass. Yeti takes a controversial decision in a shitty fight.

We all know he's ugly, but that's pretty classless stuff from Haye, especially considering that Valuev has always been a gentlemen.

I hope he loses, that will teach him to fake an injury to get out of fighting Wlad.

Watching the Holyfield fight (if you could call it that) I've changed my decision to Haye winning it big style.

Valuev has achieved far less than Haye and should receive no praise for either the way he fights or who he's fought.

The man IS ugly, BUT he's a gent. Haye has been pretty classless over the last 12 months, but by god at least he's entertaining in AND out of the ring.

I hope to god David pulls of an exciting victory as it will be the shot in the arm that Heavyweight boxing needs.

Anyone hoping Valuev wins is not a fan of boxing. Simple as that.

I'm a big boxing fan and even though I think Haye should win I'm rooting my ass off for Valuev to humiliate him.

I think I'd laugh more if Haye hadn't been such a pussy for the past year.

The Ugly hair guy vs. the British Vagina

WAR HAYE!

I'm sure it is waxed too.

It's not to my taste but he isn't the first and certainly won't be the last boxer to speak crap. Personally, I don't think it'll have any effect on Valuev.

Its probably more to hype it up than get to Valuev, he cant honestly believe those childish remarks will have any effect. I used to think it was amusing but its wearing thin now until he can back it up. Saying that, I'm rooting for Haye to get an early sensational KO as that would shake the division up. Valuev winning will be fucking boring

Fuck GHaye.

He's a pussy, he should man up and fights the Klitschkos. Even then he'd run around the ring for 12rounds, lose a decision and cry that he was robbed.

Haye's gonna wind up looking like a fucking idiot when he doesn't win.

Not that there's anything surprising about that. He's got the personality of a limp dick.

Short term that's fine - but long term and for boxings sake a Valuev win will be a shame.




To put this into perspective for non UK boxing fans David had a story outside the sports pages in the national newspapers. I haven't seen this for years.

Haye has managed to create a buzz for the fight over here....and that hasn't happened for some time.

If Haye isn't good enough to beat Valuev then he has nothing to offer the sport anyways.

a little bit of well timed smack is ok, but when it starts to sound like a henny youngman routine it gets old....

Take my title, please!

You wonder what Ali would say, were he around now?

That said, Ali got to opponents because he dared insult bullies that no one would say "boo" too. Nicolai doesn't seem to be a bully in any way. If anything he needs more of a mean streak.

After insulting the Klitcho's and backing away, it would look really bad for him were he to lose here as well. Perhaps he's backing himself into a corner as a form of motivation.

Valuev needed a bullshit decision to beat Larry Donald. And John Ruiz. And a 70-year old Holyfield. So, Haye will likely dominate the action and get jobbed. Valuev MD12 Haye.

I kind of hope VAluev puts the bamp down. Just ffor comedy.


edit... im not that buzzed, my keyboard is fucking up