QUOTE(DangerDong @ Aug 24 2009, 05:20 PM)

Que?
Is this the same Prob i remember seeing pictures of? Lemme check.......
Yep.
So you rate yourself highly enough to be qualified to rank how hot I am?
The man whose only legit sexual encounter came when he texted his mom... I guess thats one woman who can testify to actually seeing your pee pee, hell if you get really hard-up for conquests DD you can point to the times when she touched it when rearranging your diaper... although don't get excited that doesn't make it a home-run quite just yet.
QUOTE(DangerDong @ Aug 24 2009, 05:20 PM)

sex with Prob = furious flurry of activity trying to get his velcro shoes off, busting a nut in his pants after actually seeing a titty live for the first time at 28 years of age, thirty minutes of hysterical crying afterwards featuring him running to the washing machine and washing his sheets and underwear so his mom wont see them later, ackward car ride back to the truck stop afterwards, slight taste of Pall Malls and dried sweat left on his lips for days.
Brilliant, bang on double-D - you got me down to a tee... except i've been married for 6 years, in a relationship for 16 and have a daughter of 7 months - living proof if you will. I'm not asking you to drag your mom in to vouch for you, but again the only proof we have that you even have a penis is the text you sent, and before you chalk the second notch in your bedpost, i'm not gonna ask you to show me.
QUOTE(DangerDong @ Aug 24 2009, 05:20 PM)

No girl types thanks for sex, visit the love cave between my legs anytime.
That sounds like her leaving her log in open and leaving the computer.
For the record I agree with you, it was just a good excuse to attempt at a bit of banter...
and no, banter isn't second base either, you know that right?