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amck73
This dumb broad forgot she was posting notes in the area where everyone can read them. Even funnier she does not realize she can delete all the comments. Read below





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CASPer
Fail
sadbuttrue
Guessing this is what you had posted amck.


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sadbuttrue
QUOTE(CASPer @ Aug 23 2009, 07:28 PM) *

Fail

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luisio
wtf... "the love cave between my legs"......... manhole pussy
DangerDong
I call fake. No woman really talks like that.
Proboscis
QUOTE(DangerDong @ Aug 24 2009, 12:32 PM) *

I call fake. No woman really talks like that.

At least not about you.
Dwo27
QUOTE(DangerDong @ Aug 24 2009, 12:32 PM) *

I call fake. No woman really talks like that.

Of course they do.

Women are like public toilets, they're all dirty except for the disabled ones.
Proboscis
Sleeping with Danger Dong = Abstinence.
DangerDong
QUOTE(Proboscis @ Aug 24 2009, 09:03 AM) *

Sleeping with Danger Dong = Abstinence.


Que?



Is this the same Prob i remember seeing pictures of? Lemme check.......




Yep.



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sex with Prob = furious flurry of activity trying to get his velcro shoes off, busting a nut in his pants after actually seeing a titty live for the first time at 28 years of age, thirty minutes of hysterical crying afterwards featuring him running to the washing machine and washing his sheets and underwear so his mom wont see them later, ackward car ride back to the truck stop afterwards, slight taste of Pall Malls and dried sweat left on his lips for days.

No girl types thanks for sex, visit the love cave between my legs anytime.


That sounds like her leaving her log in open and leaving the computer.
Aficionado
QUOTE(DangerDong @ Aug 24 2009, 12:20 PM) *

No girl types thanks for sex, visit the love cave between my legs anytime.
That sounds like her leaving her log in open and leaving the computer.

Bingo.

Ouch to the rest of your post. Which is why I didn't quote it. Prob I'm sorry. Danger is a ruthless dude.
4thafans
QUOTE(Dwo27 @ Aug 24 2009, 06:00 AM) *

Of course they do.

Women are like public toilets, they're all dirty except for the disabled ones.


underrated post
BANNY THE ANGRY
Any man who sends a pic of his junk to his mom, knows about the ladies. :-)
DangerDong
QUOTE(BANNY THE ANGRY @ Aug 24 2009, 09:27 PM) *

Any man who sends a pic of his junk to his mom, knows about the ladies. :-)



And Prob is quite the lady.
Proboscis
QUOTE(DangerDong @ Aug 24 2009, 05:20 PM) *

Que?
Is this the same Prob i remember seeing pictures of? Lemme check.......
Yep.


So you rate yourself highly enough to be qualified to rank how hot I am?

The man whose only legit sexual encounter came when he texted his mom... I guess thats one woman who can testify to actually seeing your pee pee, hell if you get really hard-up for conquests DD you can point to the times when she touched it when rearranging your diaper... although don't get excited that doesn't make it a home-run quite just yet.

QUOTE(DangerDong @ Aug 24 2009, 05:20 PM) *

sex with Prob = furious flurry of activity trying to get his velcro shoes off, busting a nut in his pants after actually seeing a titty live for the first time at 28 years of age, thirty minutes of hysterical crying afterwards featuring him running to the washing machine and washing his sheets and underwear so his mom wont see them later, ackward car ride back to the truck stop afterwards, slight taste of Pall Malls and dried sweat left on his lips for days.


Brilliant, bang on double-D - you got me down to a tee... except i've been married for 6 years, in a relationship for 16 and have a daughter of 7 months - living proof if you will. I'm not asking you to drag your mom in to vouch for you, but again the only proof we have that you even have a penis is the text you sent, and before you chalk the second notch in your bedpost, i'm not gonna ask you to show me.

QUOTE(DangerDong @ Aug 24 2009, 05:20 PM) *

No girl types thanks for sex, visit the love cave between my legs anytime.
That sounds like her leaving her log in open and leaving the computer.


For the record I agree with you, it was just a good excuse to attempt at a bit of banter...

and no, banter isn't second base either, you know that right?

DangerDong
QUOTE(Proboscis @ Aug 25 2009, 08:16 AM) *

So you rate yourself highly enough to be qualified to rank how hot I am?

The man whose only legit sexual encounter came when he texted his mom... I guess thats one woman who can testify to actually seeing your pee pee, hell if you get really hard-up for conquests DD you can point to the times when she touched it when rearranging your diaper... although don't get excited that doesn't make it a home-run quite just yet.
Brilliant, bang on double-D - you got me down to a tee... except i've been married for 6 years, in a relationship for 16 and have a daughter of 7 months - living proof if you will. I'm not asking you to drag your mom in to vouch for you, but again the only proof we have that you even have a penis is the text you sent, and before you chalk the second notch in your bedpost, i'm not gonna ask you to show me.
For the record I agree with you, it was just a good excuse to attempt at a bit of banter...

and no, banter isn't second base either, you know that right?



AAAHAHHAHHAHAH

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Proboscis
QUOTE(DangerDong @ Aug 25 2009, 01:50 PM) *

AAAHAHHAHHAHAH

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We're back, we're bad, you're black, I'm mad.
Integrital
QUOTE(Proboscis @ Aug 25 2009, 05:58 AM) *

We're back, we're bad, you're black, I'm mad.


Solid Lethal Weapon 2 quote.

And also a great way of defusing the situation too!!!

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DangerDong
When Prob talks noise people think its cute like a baby taking a dump.

When i talk shit back its like im attacking him. Its a lose lose situation. This calls for action.


Integrital, Aficionado i think you need to change the way you think.

Probiscus is a grown ass man! I know he doesnt look like it, but thats not his fault. Hes married with kids dammit! When are you guys gonna grow up and let him start acting like a man? For the love of the Queen you think he wants to look like a much younger version of Eddie Izzard? (pictured) IPB Image

No of course he doesnt, it was some sort of freak accident, some cruel twist of fate that turned him into a sort of sexually deviant looking hobbit. But hes learned to stand on his own two tiny feet Integrital. So let him go, Afficianado, let him take up for himself. Sure he may get lost if he wanders into some tall grass, or forcibly sodomized stopping at a highway rest stop to pee after dark, but he'll find his own way eventually.

























edited for more awesome insults to prob. Were just playing people.
Aficionado
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good to know
Proboscis
OMG, thats just really really really mean.

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DangerDong
is that Stefan as a child?
amck73



Ok guys, looks like photobucket is now showing what I tried to post a few days ago...
shadowsfall
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DangerDong
lol at funerals
amck73
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How did you find that one of the dumb broad ?
Integrital
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Wowzerz.

Coyote Duran
QUOTE(DangerDong @ Aug 26 2009, 08:52 AM) *

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"Did I leave the gas on?... No! I'm a fucking squirrel!" (continues eating nuts...)
shadowsfall
QUOTE(amck73 @ Aug 26 2009, 08:17 PM) *

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How did you find that one of the dumb broad ?

Someone posted it a few weeks back.

QUOTE(DangerDong @ Aug 26 2009, 08:11 PM) *

lol at funerals

I didn't even see that. LOLZ


I love the "growing a prize winning turnip" part.
Integrital
QUOTE(shadowsfall @ Aug 27 2009, 04:42 PM) *

I love the "growing a prize winning turnip" part.


That's what did it for me. I didn't even see the "Funerals" part until Dizzle pointed it out.

CrazyPig
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Another goodie.
sadbuttrue
She's ugly.
madmardigan
One of my favorites. This was really on my newsfeed.

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Big Damage
QUOTE(madmardigan @ Nov 4 2009, 05:22 PM) *

One of my favorites. This was really on my newsfeed.

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