Ruthless Bastard is legendary of course but man, Barack O Bomb Ya is true greatness.

What are some other screen name gems?

What you trying to say?


Banny the Angry
Roofless Bastard (better than the original with the Jay Z lyrics with it)
Dobie G (put fear in all trolls, spammers and flamers to the point where people in Sri Lanka are planning my death).

Those are all garbage!

And comparing Roofless to Ruthless is like comparing Kurtis Blow's lyrics to Melle Mel's. Mel is so far above him, it's not fair.

Basketball, it's my favorite sport, I like the way they dribble up and down the court...

this thread reeks of Turtle wax and imitation Gator flip flops.

Roofless to Ruthless is a philosophy.

Ruthless is cracks in the stucco.
Roofless is marble on the floor.

Ruthless is Bud Light
Roofless is top shelf liquor.

Ruthless is Virginia to Wisconsin
Roofless is utopia to utopia

Roothless is Shabba Doo
Roofless is the Nicolas brothers

Roothless is Melle Mel
Roofless is Rakim

Ruthless is Ted
Roofless is me bagging on Ted.

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BTW, theysavedholyfieldsbrain is goat.

Ruthless is innovative
Roofless is derivative

Ruthless is Pryor doing the original 'Exorcist' skit
Roofless is Arsenio Hall doing 'Black folks don't like ghosts' jokes

Ruthless is a cool breeze on a VA night
Roofless is a hot day with crotch sweat

Ruthless is Roger and Zapp
Roofless is T Payne

Ruthless is curtains
Roofless is Wal-Mart blinds with jelly stains on the pull-string

None of you can fuck with the Dangerdog.

Although Mos Stef has is a pretty tight name.


Originally i was going to go with "Hisdudeness" as a screename, obviously an homage to the Big Lebowski, but i decided at the last minute to enter the annuls of Maxboxing greatness as The Dangerous One.






this is seriously one of the funniest posts of the year. goddam thats good material. lmao

Yup

My name rocks and none of you can even compare.

Hush.


You're name sounds like Hernia.

Coolest fuckin name I ever came across here was "Boogerlips Johnson" THAT shit was badass.





shit sounds too close to Airbud.

Dob i cant even see you right now because Ron cut your legs off at the knees with that Arsenio shit.









Banny the Angry was the best. And all 4 million versions of True's name.




Hell to the naw.


Just becuase you mispell Chaos doesnt make it more street. Your shit sounds like something a Warcraft nerd has tattood on his arm.

a Warcraft nerd would Never misspell the word KAOS, I mean Chaos.

For some reason I'm drawing a blank, but Rudy had some pretty funny ones.

Props to you as well Mad Mardigan.

That was Val's most gangsta charachter ever.

right now my fav Screen name is "Knockout Ned"

aside from that, I'd say Titty Residue

Shitto

Intygotupinmyass4ever

PhoneFagFairy

On a non hilarious level. Iceveins & Spontaneous Fury are gangsta.

To bad Spont argues with as about as much "fury" as my exwife. More like Spontaneous Bitching.

bro calzaghe

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Titty Residue

Ernie has come up with some of the funniest monikers for Trolls, that I've seen. "Shitto" was one of those, as was the retitling of his thread (I Sitted on a Popsicle).

A mate of mine once had 'Cus Tomato' when we first joined.

Apart from that, I like any variation of Stefan's name to include a reference to 'stefanie'.

Mos Stef =

Big Germ Mos Stef 27th March 2008 - 12:52 PM
Scheisse Soze Big Germ 8th November 2007 - 10:37 AM
Big Germ Scheisse Soze 31st October 2007 - 07:13 PM
Freckleick Von Pouty Big Germ 28th October 2007 - 10:22 AM
Big Germ Freckleick Von Pouty 26th October 2007 - 02:44 PM
Stefan Big Germ 12th October 2007 - 02:06 PM
Stefanie Spooge Stefan 18th September 2007 - 04:36 PM
Stefan Stefanie Spooge 15th September 2007 - 05:43 PM
Stefan Urquelle Stefan 24th June 2007 - 04:16 PM
Stefanito Stefan Urquelle 20th June 2007 - 11:40 AM
Esteban Stefanito 17th June 2007 - 03:54 PM
Stefan Esteban 9th June 2007 - 08:15 PM
Stefan-e Stefan 1st April 2007 - 04:36 PM
Ms. Stefanie Stiffler Stefan-e 25th March 2007 - 03:57 PM
Stefanie Ms. Stefanie Stiffler 24th March 2007 - 02:52 AM
Stefan Stefanie 24th March 2007 - 02:51 AM
Stefano DiMera Stefan 22nd March 2007 - 05:51 PM
Ms. Steffi Daffodil Stefano DiMera 22nd March 2007 - 03:12 PM
Stefan Ms. Steffi Daffodil 21st March 2007 - 08:09 PM
Lil Stefi the Wino Stefan 24th February 2007 - 01:47 PM
Stefan Lil Stefi the Wino 24th February 2007 - 12:26 AM
DrunkardDeluxe Stefan 21st February 2007 - 09:06 PM
Stefan DrunkardDeluxe 19th January 2007 - 05:01 PM
Stiefer Stefan

Schiesse Soze

Shall I suggest a name change. Lets keep the alliterations going.

AngryAnus
PulverizedPelvis
PoundPuppy
GnarlyGnat
MightyMouse
RippedRectum
TemerariousThroat

That was my one and only name change that I've made at Max in the 4 and half years I've been here.

I think it lasted for about a week and happened a good while back. Hell, I didn't even remember it until I just read your post.

We had a cat that died of distemper named that.

I always liked PUREBLOODEDPINNOY & PRPOWERPUNCHES

I still like when Ernie changed some cat to Man Poo Fingers.

I created

Shitto
Man Pooh Finger
I Am NOT Joan Guzman
My Breath=Cock

a few others

oh and my alias

Gary Shaw Needs to Pay My 150K

Titty Residue is top 5, p4p.

Glockw0rk has probably always been my favorite, though.

Banny the Angry was my personal fave out of all of them.




I 2nd that, thanks for the morning laugh.

hahaha that's right, mister Lyricz has come up with some pretty hilarious names.

fixxord

Glockwork cant be fucked with. I like Residentoftheearth too.

may i state that RequiemNJaded4U is probably top 5 worst names ever

(.)(.)

'nuff said

I thought it was more like ( . )( . )

I am partial to "Master Bates"

Cup size don't matter. Anything larger than a handful...

peep this:




even though i've done a complete 180 and enjoy the times spont shows up, Random Bitching™ is mine and i'll press charges.



co-sizzler

oh... TheysavedHolyfield'sbrain by a landslide... followed by McGillickuty.

Yall are both wrong

( . Y . )

And for those of you who like old, saggy titties.....V V

TITTIES!!!!

residentofearth
man pooh fingers
sleeveless thunder
phone fag fairy
pernell liftaker




That reminds me, I've never had my name changed. Anyone have any good suggestions? (i can only imagine the responses I'm going to get)

I can't even take credit for it.. There was this kid I ran across playing Fight Night online with the name.. I had to steal it. I especially remember it due to how badly he handed my ass to me lol.

And knockout ned is my personal favorite. City of God = GOAT.

I'm partial to the names glockwork and Darxide (I prefer the one X variety, sorry)

still loling at Boogerlips Johnson.

theysavedholyfield'sbrain



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