Lol! He's very very famous.

Wacko Jacko.

He adopted some cute kids...

His oldest is nearly ripe now.
*shudder*

those are really his adopted- although he argues are his biological- kids?

Edited out of remorse.

hah!

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Yup. That's Paris and Prince Michael II. They look like a cross between Debbie Rowe and one of the Beach Boys.

I'd love to see a paternity test on those kids. It goes against genetics for those to be his children.

The mum (Debbie Rowe) has already as much as come straight out and said they are not his. She can't legally, since she signed papers giving up the right to speak about their paternity without being sued to an inch of her life. But, she's repeatedly challenged him to "admit the truth" concerning their paternity (which was definitely invitro, not that anyone doubted it).

I was thinking David Crosby.

Which one did he dangle over the edge of the hotel balcony?

Prince Michael II, the boy in the picture. Aka "Blanket."

yep, thats about right, they look half black.

As much as I do.

boewwlshit. at least one of those kid's noses should be fat like mine with a hint of thickness( and or kink) in their hair.. mike aint fooling nobody..

y u gotta do me like dat cuz?

I'm sure he's hoping people have forgotten he actually looks like this:

I'm sorry bro. I take it back. I would never do anything to hurt you.

It's all good.

I have no idea who Jackson thinks he's fooling.

Himself. The only person who matters in Neverland.

The daughter looks like Ally McBeal and the son looks like Clay Aiken.