I started the last one off drunk off Busch Light (I think?) and probably shots of cheap booze.

I'm starting this one off classy. My Sapphire and Tonics will be followed by a shot of Nyquil before bed.

Yay!
I have had a 6 pack of Magic Hat Circus Boy, since my back is sore from deadlifting and I couldn't lift today.

And I think I will have some more beers while I watch the UVA game.

I quit drinking.
































Until tomorrow.

Aight!! I'm off to the bar. I'll be back in a few to put this to use.

For now I think this gem belongs somewhere in this thread, so I'll post it here
"I think I drink too much sometimes... then I get drunk and realize I was wrong." Oar11

This weekend is homecoming at UMass Amherst and being the distinguished almuni that I am I think it is my duty to go back, get hammerfaced, and hook up with 18 year olds... 19 works too... well, any thing will probably do this weekend.

WAR, METS!

WAR, CORONA!

I'll probably be theard later, either weeping teers of joy or sorrow depending on how game 7 goes.

biches.

WAR METS because Chaser is a fellow Domer.

I'm back bitches...

Your coherent.. Go back and drink more bich.

aight just for you kid




but ask Mark...Im always on point



Previous shots....Patron chased with long island....and its only 11...anyone else got something they would like to say


As a matter of fact save for it AC I got the first round....On a real any Maxboard person at AC on DEC come find me DEC 2...first drink on stylez....

that drinking everyday is better then drinking just on the weekend.

I thought about it and I realized everyday equaled to 7
weekend equaled to 2
7 > 2
===> Drinking everyday is better then just on the weekend.

I wanted to share this truth with everyone....I'm drinking on thursdays and if its monday I'm drinking the same...

The truth has set me free.

I'm with you on this one.

Im glad brother...I hope others can come to the truth.

It's science.

wow u guys are getting the nobel prize for this one...

if everything on your screen doesn't quadrapel then you havent drank enough to understand the truth of my words

It football season. That means Fri-Mon and sometimes thursdays.

My schedule is way tougher then the Giants' or Bengals'

fuckin shit. i am keyed gavilan right now

I study and train very hard during the week and then party as hard on the weekends.First the work than the amusement.

The new job I got at a bar comes with nice little perks like free drinks after work... Drinking has definately become a good buddy of mine over the last 2 weeks


You just need to stfu...

...says a 14 year old looking boy.

damn straight

I think you need to have some drinks and rethink the truth of my words

Sheez...took ya long enough to figure it out.

I know, I was made blind by haterz that had me believing drink was wrong on the weekdays. Something about becoming an alcoholic, or some other nonsense like that. But logic has prevailed and I have seen the light.

Huzzah! The only people who sermonize negatively about the true enjoyments of life, like alcohol and sex, are pinch-faced shrew-people whose arms likely aren't long enough to masturbate with, and in whose mouths wine would turn to vinegar.

I think they need to be reminded that it was Jesus who turned water into wine. Now there is a man I would have loved to have chilled with. I can imagine kicking it with the J MAN

Hey Jesus you have any more of that wine? Nahhh...Well here's some water hook it up please. Oh and we out of food...can you do something with this piece of bread we have left....Nice. Oh one more thing, I have a bit of pain in my back can you do your thing. Your the nizzlez J

Jesus would definitely approve of the drinking everyday theory. I'm actually pretty sure he preached on it, but Matthew and other disciples were too drunk to write anything about it that day.

Even more likely, is that he DID write about it, but that part was edited out along with myriad other books of the Bible that didn't say what the old farts in power at the time, wanted them to say.

Two things.

1) I can't wait to drink with stylez in AC.

2) This should also be in the drunk theard.

Yeah mang. AC is going to be hot. If you want to use your powers to merge this topic with the drunk thread feel free to do so.



Your absolutely right...the writtings are probably out there somewhere hidden with the "I giveth thee this plant to smoke" verse

I don't wanna blow up the site. I leave that to people who know what they're doing. I didn't mean the thread shouldn't have been made, just that this would make a great addition to the drunk theard.

Yeah I understand doggy and I agree. If someone can merge them without blowing up the forum I wouldn’t mind seeing it happen.

Tards, I'll do it.

I drank a 1/5th of captain Morgan last night while talking to Kali. Head hurts baaaaaad.

And Stylez is good times. Testify!

eww that shit tastes nasty but I'm broke and can't spend to much in the club 2night so I have to hurry up and get this over with.

Honey, your Irwin sig has me dying. That shit is hilarious.

It cracked me up hard. You know my computer skills. i got an email in gif form and still had to get Mike's help.

Well, I saved it and hosted on my site, so if you ever need it, I've got a copy.

Due to imclement weather my return to the University of Massachusetts has been delayed a day. However I shall be getting mighty theard at a house party tonight.

I am Jack's poisoned liver.

I am Mikers poisoned fucked up yeah!!

I'm faded as fcuk!!! Too much everything!!! Still won at Madden but Fight Night was Blurry...isht

fgiht nigths is fun drunk

imza go do tthat now

I feel like there is a angry little man inside my head who is hitting me in the temple with his angry little hammer.

All I know is I got a really drunk PM from Mike last night, responded, he responded back even more drunk, and then this morning I guess he read my response about catching AIDS and sent me a hungover message.

What a gay.

lolz.
You were disrespectin me.

I#m surnk believe me biztchzes !!!!!STEFn THNAT#s MY NAME BITCHES

I'm not gonna lie...
I spent $80 on rail drinks...the bought some beers and am still drinking. My old woman drank 3 drinks and fell on a dumbell. She is passes out. I am theard.

You are all gay...drank so much shit I forgot what I drank...Anyne has anything to say I will punk puke on you,
what

This is the I dont want to dispresctp and make a new thread but I will out drink anyone thread....Nme the alcohol whisky, vodka, tequilla, rum,,,yes I will I out drink yoju....name your game..and I will leave drooling on yourself....decfember2 lets see who say different:::middle finger smiley:: mike i will out drink you smiley.... int i will out drink you smiley... whoever is out there I WILL OUT DRINK YOU

BTW did I mention your all gay....when we getting back the midlle finger smiley::middle finger smiley:: your all gay thank you.

Thats it I quit drinking everyday...Feeling a bit drunk every night is fun...having a hangover every morning is not