I'm heading to the bar in approximately 52 seconds.

WAR NEW ENGLAND AND THE BEST QB/COACH IN THE NFL!

Cosign.

Stay out of the drunk theard, soberface!

Hey, I enjoy reading drunken ramblings as much as the next guy

I fucking love Sam Adams beer.

been drinking it since 1

WAR PATS.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yea YeaYEahahayeyahhahayahehayedhah

so esxcited

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!

fuck!!!11!1

4 Goose and tonics. nex tup. The club with my lesbo freinds. Prolly gonna run up a stupid bill and pass out in the morning. Salud!

FUCK THE PATSIES!!!!

Oh... Hennessey rules... Been sippin for a few minutes...

Fuckin cavemen heathens drinking on a Thursday.

The name says it all...

I am still drunk from last night.

Pinche boracho, congrats on ure excellent grammar skills, ya damn drunk texter, some people gotta work the next day.

TIME'S UP BITCHES I just opened my first bottle of beer and as from now I'll be theard till Tom Brady leads the Pats to their glorious win over Indy....
This weekend will rock!!!!

I hope it storms again and you can't watch it.

Ima run AMOK if I can't watch that shit because of mf POSEIDON!!
But God is good and if everything goes well after this weekend Castillo-Hatton is a deal and it's pats vs saints in miami.

YES RUN BIG THINGS BOOOYYYY

Do work son!

omg lol need to go to bed

Damn I got wasted...I can't remember shit.

CASTILLO rum...putos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn I hate studying on the weekends.

AJHLFAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fuck this keg

I am slightly bent, but more pissed and wishing revenge!

Haha why?

I need to stop drinking jaeger though, the hangovers suck.

FUCKK THE COLLLTTTSSS FJUCKPAYTGOLN MANNNING FUCK MIKEMAILKLION

Twisted.

Damn after two hours of sleep I'm still fucked up, but have to go to shool now.I think to get drunk wasn't such a good idea.

Now that was just uncalled for

for real. bacardi is pussy. bamm free hotel in pal spring. jacuzzi. 3500 hundred. my shit. tak pics. i neeeeeeeeeeed vagina right now. fuck stick.

thats gold... Solid gold.

You should remix that and make a rap with it.

for real. bacardi is pussy.
bamm free hotel in pal spring. jacuzzi.
3500 hundred. my shit. tak pics.
i neeeeeeeeeeed vagina right now. fuck stick.

getting theard on the dl

yeah dear you go on to bed, i'm gonna claer some of this boxing off the dvr

sheeeit im finna drank sup that rum yaheard me, keep it up top where you cant see it no how

ive been drinking some beers.

throw the terminal in the dvd player and lets make this bitch a PAAARTY

Im watching SuperBowl XXXIII

Duh!

9 Sierra Nevadas in, plus a half dozen bowls of teh sticky and I'm theard biches. Been a while since I've made an appearance in this theard, even though I was one of the OG drunk theard posters and I deserve respeck goddamnit.

Hauler atchurr drunks.

mafuckin, theard..

bent.. seriously.

Started late so I figured I might as well get to it


Salud biatches

I has a bucket.

What a coincidence I has a buket too hehehe...Mines is in the kitchen with a dirty mop in it.

Damn it we running out of ice

You and your fucking ice shortages! I'm getting theard.

Real playas don't need sissy-ass ice.

What are my supposed to mix my 151 with?


Yeah mang its really irritating....why the hell does it have to take so long for water to turn to ice

Slowpoke. I've been theard since early this afternoon.

Do you have mustard packets?

Saliva, bich!

I just tried it without ice