God damn it's cold. Must be 40 degrees. I am about to feel the sting of leaving Florida. If there is a hell, there isn't any fire. It's fucking 20 below with nothing but snowballs.

Just grow winter fat.

He did already...lol

I don't recall any thin photo's of you chunky.

I pretty much have lost my fat. That must be the problem.

I spent most of the day outside freezing. This was my own fault as I was warned that it was cold. I just didn't believe it would be that cold already at this time of year. I hate winter, and it is coming.

Drink Alcohol.

That is for tomorrow at the stadium. I wont feel a thing.

War Boller?

I think McNair is going to play. As long as Ray & Ed do we will win.

Clemens coming in may be better for the Jets. There is no way Pennington can move the ball on us without stretching the field.

Put 8 in the box to stop Thomas Jones. And dare Clemens to test Reed, Rolle and McCal.

we don't even need 8 to stop Jones. 17-3 Ravens. 17-16 if we turn the ball over 6 fucking times again.

Not me. I spent 25 years working outside in the hot Texas sun. Try swinging a 16 pound sledge hammer driving 4 ft stakes into stabilized sand setting 6 ft concrete forms in 100 degree 95% humidity weather year after fucking year, get several heat strokes, and you will be like me. It can't get cold enough for me.

I hate fucking hot weather. The only reason I stay in Texas is I am not quite old enough to retire, but when I get that age, man, I'm moving somewhere that the people think a 65 degree day is hot weather in the summer.

meanwhile, in scenic California, today it was 73 degrees with a pleasant ocean breeze coming in from the coast.

Fake Californian. You has clouds. Real Cali has no clouds.

here in the north, we like a little spice with our perfection.

You live in California?

you will refer to it as GOD'S COUNTRY from now on, heathen!

He was probably just surprised that enough people can read there for you to stay in business.

I dunno why, but i just had this vision of you being the librarian at Hogwarts Academy or some shit.

It's 40 over there?

I was sweating at the game today in College Station and it started at 6.

It was actually like 55. I have grown used to a climate that never gets cold. Sucks

That's Texas in a nutshell. Hot as hell.

What is this "cold" you people keep speaking of?

Or are you referring to my exwifes vagina?

I don't post many photos and I will never be a skinny guy but 207lbs when in between fights aint chunky.... Just drink up and watch the Ravens fall apart on Sun...

Look i just relocated not to long ago from tampa to illinois ,i have never been in snow before lets put it this way i have never been in any temperature below 30,so im here trying to get ready for winter.I dont know how i will fend...

You will be miserable. Snow is worse than prison.

The place you refer to as hell is actually called Sweden, darkness for 8 mounth a year and below freezing for 6. And just imagine, Ray Mercer just came here and Ko'd our best HW with a jab.

FUCK HOT WEATHER!

I like a nice summer day just like anybody, but when it gets to being over 86 or so, fuck it, it's too hot for my liking. That's the main reason I left Arizona (and it looks like I left just in time last year as this year was a record heat wave of like 10 consecutive days hanging around the 107+ mark...again, fuck that!)

What we're approaching is my favorite time of the year....FALL. The air is crisp, it's not too hot nor too cold outside but a light jacket if you go out at night is just right.

Besides, it makes my beard fall into that "lumberjack" category along with my flanel shirts, and that's very manly....like Al Borland from Home Improvement.

yea so i heard.Im kind of excited in a way to experience it but i know im going to be wishing otherwise.

My sister moved to Chicago a year and a half ago, and she would send me pictures of her in waist deep snow when it was 7 degrees and windy.

I wanted to cry just looking at it.

Man im going to cry just hearing and reading about it...lol

Hey, that's a good day in Sweden

Butters, you choose to live in that hell though. Feeling sorry for your weather predicament would be like feeling sorry for someone who shoots up...it's self inflicted.

You should move to a warmer country. Or at least one with daylight.

I dont have the money to get anywere else and I only speak english (outside of swedish) and moving to england wouldnt be that much of an upgrade. Ill come over to the states as soon as I got the money, but untill then, Im stuck up here.
Also, they are trying to get Bowe to fight in Sweden too, imagine having our "best" HWs getting ko'd Mercer the Bowe, no human should get exposed to something that horrible.

Butters, what's the difference between Sweeden and Switzerland? I am forever getting the 2 mixed up.....

that's why bookstores stick to college towns like nomads stick to the oasis.

Nothing to feel sorry for, Mike. Real men can take the cold. Nah, just giving you shit. You get used to it after a while. I love it here, and wouldn't trade it for anything.

In Switzerland they have bank's, very high mountain's, good arm watches, chocolate and Richard Schaefer's.

In Sweden we have ABBA, Nenne Cherry, an army, Ingemar Bergman, Hans Blitz and the most sexy (EDIT) blond's in the world.

Dont mess with the swedish army or they'll......stay neutrall.

Actually Bush said a little while ago that Sweden doesnt have an army, while talking about piece keeping troops in Afganistan with some swedish minister, then his advisors said "you mean switzerland, Sweden does have an army" but Bush stuck by his word and kept saying that Sweden doesnt have an army. After that, the meeting got a bit awkward and quiet.

damn you're on a roll today Butters.

12 pounds more then me, fatty.. But i had many beers and dodged a bullet at the end

Of course Sweden has an army. That's who makes the knives.

In truth, Switzerland and Sweden have many similarities beyond the irritating first two letters thing which catches so many Americans out:
- They both have mountains
- They both have a cross on their flag
- They both maintained neutrality during the second world war
- They both have multiple recognised languages
- They both make dull cheese
- They both have national dishes incorporating their names - the Swiss Roll and Sweden Sour Sauce
- They both have had Eurovision Song Contest Winners who went on to become major recording articsts (Abba and Celine Dion)
- They both were among the 14 nations which competed at the first of the modern Olympic Games in 1896

I'm sure there must be one or two more but currently I am unable to think of any

I've never seen the Swiss Army before, but judging by their weapon of choice I would say they like to sit in trenches all day filing their nails and drinking bottles of wine.

I'm forced to agree on most similarity's, but this one had me thinkin, cause I've never heard that we have any other recognised language outside swedish, of course everybody speaks english, but nobody speaks only english in Sweden.
Also, the swedish mountains isnt something to brag about, the swiss flag is riddicoulus, why is it so small? Sweden is a pretty big country (we once had a little empire) while Switzerland is a small country with a small flag (and they must have small penis's due to that).

ouch, I think I pulled something....

Finnish, Meänkieli, Sami, Romani and Yiddish are other officially recognised languages of Sweden.


And don't talk about small penises when you have this image on the 2 euro coin:

I've only heard of Finnish and Romani (that's just people from Finland and Gypsy's), the other language's is a mystery. All these language's might be recognised but that's just cause the goverment dont want to be acused of being racist or anything like that.

And BTW, we dont have Euro in Sweden, we have the mighty krona: