I may have forgotten to put on deodorant today.




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It's actually: rimquiv post count = rimquiv post count + 1

Yes, i am allergic. The hatred is mutual.

I had suspected as much, when he doesnt feel the need to front like he does round here im sure he enjoys watching the notebook with a box of chocolates and a glass of wine.

Good call. That would be the correct equation.

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...while wearing his girlfriend's underwear. They make him feel pretty, and special.

Christ almighty. I wasn't even logged on.

Everyone, shut up! He's back.

I've been swamped at work. Fucking sucks.

Those Dwight Howard YouTube videos are great.

lol

I guess it would be kind of cool to Can Can dance in the middle of a mosh pit.

Will Prince ever tour the U.S. again? It's been 3 1/2 years since I've seen the genius perform.

This shit never gets old.

Harlem vs. Jersey

I haven't seen that in a minute. I bust out laughing every time I watch that

I accept it!! My dog is clinically insane!! but I love that sausagy excuse for a dog

I remember seeing that like a year ago. That's some SERIOUS fuckin slapping.

I would not hesitate to punch a bich in the face if I got slapped like that.

So I'm stuck @ work 2 hours and 45 minutes longer than I should be. So I went to McDonalds, and got the best 3 double cheeseburgers I have ever gotten from there. I actually had to wait for them to make them.

mike you should take out stock in that place.

Mikedonald's n shit.

Working early on a saturday morning sucks.

Just got myself locked out of the office and spent 15 minutes throwing twigs at various windows until someone let me in.

i found this amusing.

"...and that's............ok."

Damn it, I thought I had kept to my spending limit friday night since I looked saturday and found no receipts from buying drinks at the club. I always take cash when I go out and pray that when I run out I dont spend anymore. BUT I went to look online today and there they were...3 transactions pending
I'll be joing Mike at Mcdonals dollar menu this week.

On the other hand, even though I was completely wasted I managed to write down the phone number of some chick I hooked up with correctly. I dont know her name, since I wrote her name on my phone as HeY, and I cant remember exactly what she looks like, just that she was cute (which has been now comfirmed by brother and friend), but I texted her and she responded. I cant count the number of times I have hooked with chicks and then left out numbers or just didnt save it at all.

MANAGUA, Nicaragua -- The New England Patriots won the Super Bowl and ended the season with a perfect 19-0 record -- at least it looks that way in Nicaragua.

The NFL donated 290 Patriots hats and an equal number of team jerseys trumpeting the slogans "Super Bowl Champions, 19-0" to impoverished children from two small communities in southern Nicaragua.

Thursday's gifts could not change history -- the Patriots lost the Feb. 3 game to the New York Giants 17-14 -- but they made a lot of youngsters in the communities of San Gregorio and Buena Vista very happy, said Miriam Diaz, spokeswoman for the humanitarian organization World Vision, which arranged the donation with the NFL.

"They [Patriots] lost, but the children won," Diaz said.

The only "football" most of the children know is soccer, but they were very enthusiastic about the U.S. version of the game once the rules were explained to them, she said.

"They were very happy to receive the hats and jerseys," Diaz said. "They said they did not expect such a surprise."

Neither did the Patriots.

Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press


http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3247804

I think I'm getting my woman to cop me this kickass bootleg.

Bad day.
Yesterday Stinky, who has been progressively deteriorating from his arthritis the past 5 years, tried to chase a squirrel that had the temerity to come into his yard. He hopped about three steps after it and suddenly his back legs gave out completely and he fell. His right hind leg isn't working since then; he can't walk. I have to pick him up and put him on the couch, off the couch, and carry him outside to go to the bathroom. He can't poop though, because he can't support his own weight for more than a second or two.

I have a feeling this is the end of the line for him. I knew it was coming, since this last medication he had to go on is just to give him a better quality of life for a little while until things just get too far along. I'd never be ready for this day, no matter how much I've tried to be pragmatic, realistic and logical about it. That's my Little Man. Coolest dog I've ever had.

So...3:40 this afternoon, he goes for what is almost certainly his last ride with me, to the vet. Fuck.

Damn Kitty, your pets are in a bad streak. Sorry to hear that.

*holds back tears*

I don't get to meet teh doggie?

So sorry Marci.

jeez, Not Stinky!

I'm so sorry guys.

awww i'm soo sorry too chica,

I wish I had pics of me attempting to go down a mountain on a sleigh, I bet it would cheer you up, went to tahoe with friends and I was talked into playing in the snow, had fun, but every inch of my chunky body has bruises all over. Mexican people have no business trying to play in the snow!

Filipinos have no business in the snow...our tropical genes cry bloody murder when the temp dips below 50...it's much worse in the snow.

But I love snowboarding so go figure.

No one over the age of 12 has any business playing in the snow. That sucks.

im sorry to hear that marcy

Come on Markie mark, think of all the entertainment we provide? We gotta act like kids every now and then or else we end up home knitting counting our grey hairs and die old and depressed. WE cant have that now! But I am more of a water person, it's a big lie that fatties keep warmer then skinnies, thats BS! I hate being cold and I hate snow, but it was fun.

I act like a kid more than an adult. I just hate snow. I did get drunk in a ski lodge while my girlfriend skied for a weekend once. That was fun, but too expensive.

Co-muthafucking-sign.

Snow is gay.

you guys will change your mind when you have kids, i dont even have them, but was enjoying their cute lil faces laughing and happy, it was worth the bruises. ouch

As much as I love kids. It is unlikely that I will have any and even more unlikely that I would play in snow with them. Kids don't want to play with their parents anyway.

Kids are ugly and expensive. And if they tried to make me stand in the snow, they would be punished with 300 pushups and 300 free throws.

Since it's President's Day, I might as well post about the most bad ass president we have ever had, Theodore Roosevelt. Here are a few facts:

-For all you Deadwood fans, he was a lifelong friend of Seth Bullock
-He was blind in his left eye because of a detached retina he got while boxing.
-Held boxing matches in the state rooms of the White House.
-Was a black belt in jujitsu.
-He is the only president to be awarded the medal of honor.
-He is the only person in the world to win his nations highest military honor and a Noble Peace Prize.
-No northwest passage? Fuck that, Roosevelt built the Panama canal.
-He thought U.S. currency was boring so he created the penny and put his hero Lincoln on it.
-He once commented that coffee he drank at the Maxwell House hotel in Tennessee was "good to the last drop." It later became the trademark of Maxwell House coffee.
-The teddy bear was named after a bear he refused to shoot on a hunt in Mississippi in 1902.
-He led went on a safari to Africe that killed or trapped 11,397 animals for American museums.
-He was once shot in the chest before making a speech during a campaign. His opening comments were: ""I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose." He gave the 90 minute speech with blood seeping out of his shirt.

Other badass presidential moments:

-Andrew Jackson was once approached by an assassin holding two pistols that both ended up misfiring. Both guns were inspected lated and were in perfect working order. After the guns misfired, Jackson nearly beat the man to death with his cain.
-Most rich kids dodge military duty. JFK had his dad pull strings to get him into the navy even though he was disqualified from military duty because of a bad back.
-John Quincy Adams swam across the Potomac River every morning to exercise.
-John Quincy Adams also kept a pet alligator in the east wing of the White House.

my kid is probably the only one i could say i would give my life for and actually mean it 100%.

btw, i just finished skimming through the ilian/inty-ali4ever smackdown, funny shit.

NO!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately, it's almost certain. I'll have them take x-rays anyhow, but...he's old, and very tired. It hurts him to get up and down (and walk) on the best of days, and I am not so selfish as to keep him just because I don't want to say goodbye. It never gets an easier, either. I lost Ty 3 years ago, and it still feels like yesterday. I just can't see where this will lead anywhere but down that last path where I cannot follow. I'll go with him as far as I can though - it's my final responsibility, and the most important one. I won't have my bud be scared and alone when he goes.
*sigh*

Waiting for the vet to call on Kaa, so I can pick him up from getting fed. At least he seems to be doing marginally better, so it's not all bad news on the pet front.

Not exactly something to be proud of.


Are you sure about this? I don't know anything the guy but this sounds a little exagerated to me.

Anyone tried comparing some past world leaders to our leaders now. Where did the real character, and integrity go? Now we just have weasels.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:TR_Assi...llet_Damage.jpg

That sounds horrible.

Yeah right. Having dead animals for museums is a great learning tool. Plus it's super badass. Killing elephants and rhinos and what not.