You call yourself the King of Queens under your avator. And you don't live in NY. You make Liberace look like Clint Eastwood.

Yesterday was the 25 year anniversary of me and my family landing in Canada. 25 years ago today was my first day spent in Vancouver, I don't remember much of it tho.

Even worse



Thats how much of a G i am. I run QB from LA.

Nas and Mega ain't got nothing on the kid.



your laughter infuriates me

I'm losing weight like a crackhead... I've been following my ridiculous diet and I get paid to exercise all day... last week I worked 55 hours and got paid well... I'm going to show up at my weigh-in on March 4th (vs. my dad) looking like El Terrible... $100 and all the glory will be mine.

I only want to post once right now, so I'd like to add that I'm high, I took a great shit a few minutes ago, and...
WAR GIANTS!

Cypress Hill - Cock the Hammer - Last Action Hero

I would change his name to Gay Mike like yours is Fat Mark but he would change it back

That and I love the vagina.

I would change hos name to

Thelittlesoberboy. Rumpabumbum.. He turned into a queen...rumpabumbum. Bent over and got stuck in his rumpabumbum

You do realize I can change your name, right?

Yup, I told you I was still drunk.

I may have found a bar showing both Old Jones and Fatty Penn for $10.

Good, go drink for 11 hours. Your body needs nutrition.

I think you honestly believe that.

That's certainly not happening.

Penn starts at 3. Tito/Roy will be over at 1. It seems the only thing you can do is go on a bender. Or sit home and watch it. That's my move. My buzz is gone and my hangover is punishing me. My mouth is so dry.




Nah, I wont say booze is good for you, weed is.

Gotta love those cracy Japenese shows.....

Yes, Fatty starts at 3.
The bar is showing the night pay per view @ 10, not the afternoon one.

I won't even be home from work til 5.

My bad, I guess I should have called the bar before I posted.

Edit: BJ isn't fat at this weight. He is unbeatable.

He's still a fatty. I couldn't care less about any coming UFC matchups other than Silva-Hendo.

Edit...

^ that's your best post ever

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Just found this, I find it immensely amusing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEZEosWNWso...feature=related

Almost made a baby.. I failed. And the world is a better place.

congrats, dog.

I had the UFC fight on the computer in the background. But then my computer went into a temporary sleep.

I didn't even think about what my name already is when I first read this.

What is a straight right hook?... I just read a mainstream article attempting to cover boxing and do a little blow-by-blow... it was a adorable.


GO BLUE!

Just read an article saying that Sean Paul's "Temperature" can cause epileptic seizures. That's crazy. It's like Pokemans or some shit.

crisis averted!! Theres a power cut in my house and no electicians will come til tomorrow, but thankfully four power sockets are working so we can plug in our internet router and a couple of laptops. I can handle no lights, hot water etc bit i would have lost my mind if it meant me missing the playoffs.

that was brilliant

You are a great american.

I'm hungry.

Remembering the dream..all kids should know why they aren't in school today...

Now, I say to you today my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: - 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.'
Martin Luther King Jr., Speech at Civil Rights March on Washington, August 28, 1963
- More quotations on: [Dreams]

I haven't slept since yesterday morning. I received almost 200 texts last night. And went to a kick ass concert. A thread will be made shortly.

*Gives moment of silence for Martin Luther King Jr*

Arbys sauce is by far the GOAT condiment.

I also enjoy Taco Bell's mild sauce. I added it to a sandwich I made for lunch yesterday. Not as good as Arby's sauce but not a bad substitute.

I prefer the fire sauce. But any of them are better than anything you get from Taco Bell to put them on. Arbys sauce on a Ham and cheese is proper.

cosign

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showb...ticle710911.ece


Amy Winehouse smoking crack video

That video deserves it's own thread.

I know a guy who refuses to watch movies that aren't rated R or NC-17 (or pornos). He comes from a very strict family. I guess he's still rebelling or still curious about all things profane, but he's 31 years old. Silly.

Speaking of movies, I was coerced into seeing THE BUCKET LIST yesterday. I give it 2 stars. The one line that stuck with me was when Jack said, "Old age has taught me three things. Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a good hard-on, and never trust a fart."

Ah. You've met Rudy then.

Glad shared this wisdom with me last year at a bar in Richmond.

I'm battling a 102 degree fever. It just developed quickly yesterday out of nowhere. I had to leave work early and come home. I've been sleeping for the last 18 hours.

You stay sick man.

Are you eating enough?

If anything I'm eating a bit too much these days. I have no idea why I've been sick lately. It's only in the winter. The past two winters have been bad, but prior to that I hadn't even gotten so much as a cold in years.

But it's all good, my fever has gone down since yesterday. Just checked and it's at 99.4. Oh well I'll just lay in bed and watch TV today.

At work, the employee bathroom caters to both males and females. I went in after an old lady walked out. It stunk so bad. And the toilet seat was covered with a thick layer of Lysol. So she tried to cover up her stink, but she was too rotten for Lysol.

I didn't want to turn around and exit the bathroom while holding my nose. She was right outside the door in the lounge. That would have likely embarrassed her. So I just held my breath, took a leak, wiped the excess Lysol off the toilet seat (didn't want people to think I left that in the bathroom), washed my hands, and flew on out of there.

If I am in a single toilet bathroom, and the person who used it before me got piss on the toilet seat, many times I'll grab some paper towels and wipe the toilet clean. I don't want the person who uses the bathroom after me to think I was the one who pissed all over the place.

Once i finish working on this deal, im taking a sick day and staying home and doing nothing

When guys go bald two things seem to happen.

One, they're head becomes very shiny. Was it always so shiny? Does exposure to the sun and elements make that part of the head produce more oil all of a sudden?

And two, the part of the head that no longer has hair (the landing strip) seems to sit a little lower than the part of the head that still has hair. Once again. was the head always shaped like this, just never exposed?