I want to study With Bas

LOL @ #5

Bas is one of the greatest humans alive right now. His street defense video is the funniest thing that I have ever seen. It is the first link under the related video section.

Bas is hotness.

im starving and its on 10 am

Why does it matter what time you eat?

"I don't believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in two eyes for an eye." - El Guapo

edit: Danga-dee-danga-dee-dang. Had to throw that one in there.

because lunch is in 2 hours

and theres nothing for me to munch on in the office

It's 1 o'clock retard. You're supposed to be hungry. Why can't you just eat now?

Take an early lunch.
Order some food.
Or start doing what I do...I keep a pound of turkey and a bottle of mustard in the office fridge, a loaf of bread and a can of oats in my drawer.

I've noticed that a lot of women keep munchies around the office at work. Moreso than men. So go find a nice lady working in your building and ask if she's got some crackers or mini-snickers bars.

I thought you wear edible underwear. Did you go commando today?

Because 11 is wack and overrated, but 10 is the truth.

WAR 10!!!!!!!

Narrator and Fat Mark combined have more than 10% of the board's total posts for the day. Yall need to chill forreal.

See this guy is great, but what if i learned these techniques, I'd never be able to do this to some ahole or just anyone who irritated me. So it would defeat the purpose dammit.

The hippocampus plays a key role in consolidating information into long term memory. That's why when you get drunk, you don't always remember what went on while you were drinking. Thank God.

Toney is killing Green right now.

"Come on paper champ!"

"He's scared to get hit, he's european!"

U talking about that old sparring session between Toney and Danny Green at Wild card? That was some good shit.

I found it in another forum. It's beautiful.

I'm the only man who works in an elementary school that isn't changing light bulbs or sweeping floors. But it's okay. The kids treat me like a rock star (most of them don't have fathers at home) and there are a ton of MILFs around here. Parent-Teacher conferences are like a speed-dating session for me.

I don't normally get down on flavored coffees, but Sheetz Winter Wonderland is fucking good.

So, exactly what flavor is Winter Wonderland? Yellow snow? Rock salt and sand?

House Blend with hints of hazelnut, white chocolate, and cinnamon.

It's good. I can't drink it everyday though. I normally get "Serious Dark Roast" or "Breakfast Blend".

Also, Sheetz is awesome because any size coffee + 2 Krispy Kreme donuts = $1.99, though I haven't taken advantage of that yet.

Really, Sheetz is heaven packed under big red awnings.

Ah. Sounds pretty tasty, and like you, I do not drink flavored coffee. I do like flavored creamers, which isn't far removed - however, coffee itself that had flavors added to the roasting process, often just doesn't seem to be very high quality. I like White chocolate macadamia creamer at the moment, though white chocolate raspberry is a perennial fave.

We don't have Sheetz out here, that I have ever seen. Mostly it's Starbucks (yuck) and Coffee-Bean. A few neighborhood coffee houses still linger, but most of 'em went out of business in the mid-nineties.

Well Sheetz is an everything. Convenience store/fast food joint/gas station/beer cooler/Espresso bar. But they have uncharacteristically great coffee.

http://www.sheetz.com/main/

McFadden likes to scrap.
http://www.todaysthv.com/sports/story.aspx?storyid=58767

Well that depends on taste and location mister. Cuz I bet people in Miami would disagree with you. Or even in LA San Diego area...

Sheetz is incredible. Pump your gas, walk in, push some buttons on the touch screen to get a sub, walk away and get a drink or go into their walk-in beer fridge, pick up your sub, coffee, icees, snacks etc.

Say what you will about Charlie aka Baretta + Glock. But 50% of his posts are in the HOF.

We may not have In and Out or Jack in the Box, but we have Sheetz and Ukrops, goddamnit!!!

You misinterpret. It's the MAX posters gang-banging him that made it HoF-worthy. We get retards on the site every day, but unless a group of regulars goes medieval on that ass, it's nothing.

I hear Horny Goat Weed increases your load size. So does spinach and tuna. I wonder if I didn't bust for a whole week, ate nothing but spinach and tuna throughout and took HGW a couple of times a week, could I rival Peter North?

lecithin/ zinc combo

Where can I get that?

Why would you want a bigger load? That's more to clean off. And more sperms that could possibly get past the goaltender.

You're nuts.

It doesn't make you shoot MORE sperm, it makes you shoot BIGGER sperm. I once took horny goat weed, and when I busted one, it looked like an albino goldfish jumped out of my cock.

Bust one in a swimming pool during late summer. By spring fishing season, you should have a couple of real wall hangers trapped in the filters.

Afi is fearless I like that.

sold separately zinc and lecithin any health/drug/GNC store.

happy shootin partner

I bust nuts in the ocean. That's how mermaids are born.

That's why he has more kids than a stray tomcat.

In 20 years, everyone in Virginia will look like Aficionado.

even Mike's kids

mike throws curve balls, so yes.

War AFI!

*fingers crossed*

Hopefully I have drank myself sterile.

Thanks man. I figured GNC would be the place to go.

It's old, but it's hilarious:

Moths and horses are hard to tell apart.

Proly cuz u got a beaver up ur ass thats making you irritable





Oh yeah!! I had it at ur place last time we went there, and since then I've been buying it, cuz its so damn good!!
Recently I bought the pralines and creme one and its good too

Better than forcing out a shart.

That white chocolate raspberry creamer is vile.

Southern Butter Pecan
Cinnamon Hazelnut
Vanilla Toffee Caramel
Pumpkin Spice
Almond Toffee

are the best