F*&* Clitshko, who does he think he is? Options

[Toiletbaby]

http://www.fightnews.com/boxing/bc/1449.htm

"I am giving Oleg Maskaev and Samuel Peter a chance to fight each other, so I can face the winner as soon as possible."

[prodigious1]

OK.

First off...a little history lesson:

1. Evander Holyfield is the greatest combination puncher that the heavyeight division has ever seen

2. He fought EVERY SINGLE fighter that was at all relevant in the 90s. Lewis' biggest wins from that era are Tommy gunn who was brutalized by Mercer and KO'd in 1 by Bentt BEFORE he fought them and Ray Mercer who Evander had JUST kicked the shit out of.

3. Holyfield fought more from Lennox Lewis' supposed era than Lennox Lewis did. Including Ruiz and Byrd.

4. Lennox Lewis' era was shit.

5. Evander is a master counterpuncher

6. Holy's chin is on par with ANYONE's in the history of this sport

7. Evander has fucked more biches than Faust has single facial hairs.

8. Holyfield has a body that Faust could only DREAM of having.

9. Faust looks 17.

10. If Evander was in his prime right now, not a single one of the 4 title holders would go a combined 12 rounds with him.

11. He beat the shit out of Tyson

12. He doesn't get enough credit for avenging his one point defeat to Moorer by KO like Lewis gets for KOng Rahman in a fight he was blasted in.

13. How many all time wars has Holy been in? Vitali? 1/2

14. Greatest heavyweight round in the last 20 years- Bowe Holyfield 1 round 10

15. Best uppercut in heavyweight history

16. Manliest fighter ever

17. Almost KO'd Bowe with Hepatitis.

18. Georgie Benton would kick Lewis' ass.

19. Lewis doesn't like girls

20. Neither does Quitali.

21. Holyfield has had sex with a woman in the last 20 minutes.

22. Fres Oquendo is better than Sanders or Williams

23. Maddalone is better than anyone Vit has beaten in the last 2 years

24. Jeremy Bates is underrated

25. Guillermo Jones is the best p4p fighter in the world. Seriously.

26. Holyfield would kick Faust's ass

27. Hair is overrated

28. Holyfield fought Bert Cooper. A former drug addict with a big right hand. Lewis fought one of those also...what happened...KO2

29. Holyfield KO10 Briggs, KO 10 Maskaev, UD Peter, KO7 Vitali, KO2 Wlad, KO9 Ibragimov, KO12 Valuev

30. If you're not a Holy believer yer a fag.

[Faust]

Holyfield nuthug explosion.

6. No. Holyfield's chin is great, but he is capable of being hurt.

7. This isn't much of an accomplishment. Hell, I've fucked more bitches than I have facial hair.

8. Maybe, but I have a body that at least 90% of the country could only dream about having. In a few years, I'll have filled out more and my physique will be perfect. Evander Holyfield perfect.

9. You look homeless.

19. Please do not disrespect the great champion Lennox Lewis.

20. Not true. The brothers Klitschko pull only the finest of dimes.

21. I don't think Evander has great taste in women. I bet he's more of a 'if she has a vagina, she's woman enough for me' guy. I can see him hitting on fat chicks. This isn't much of an accomplishment, I could be getting my dick sucked right now if I didn't have standards.

26. No, he wouldn't. I would make Evander tap out in 30 seconds. And that's if he could even take my left hand. I don't think he can in his advanced age.

27. Agreed.

29. I'd be absolutely shocked if Evander even lasted the distance with either Klitschko or Peter.

[prodigious1]

6. No. Holyfield's chin is great, but he is capable of beCing hurt.- Name a heavyweight that hasn't been hurt. BAM! The only nam you zn come up with Chuvalo........Canuck

7. This isn't much of an accomplishment. Hell, I've fucked more bitches than I have facial hair. --------------- Lies

8. Maybe, but I have a body that at least 90% of the country could only dream about having. In a few years, I'll have filled out more and my physique will be perfect. Evander Holyfield perfect.-----------------train more, grasshoppper

9. You look homeless.---------------------------------true. I've actually BEEN homeless. no argument there

19. Please do not disrespect the great champion Lennox Lewis.------------------------------------------ he sucks dicks

20. Not true. The brothers Klitschko pull only the finest of dimes.-------------------------------------------- if by "dimes" you mean hot men...then yes.

21. I don't think Evander has great taste in women. I bet he's more of a 'if she has a vagina, she's woman enough for me' guy. I can see him hitting on fat chicks. This isn't much of an accomplishment, I could be getting my dick sucked right now if I didn't have standards........---------------------------------dude....Janice Holyfield was a DOCTOR! so shut up.

26. No, he wouldn't. I would make Evander tap out in 30 seconds. And that's if he could even take my left hand. I don't think he can in his advanced age..-----------Holyfield's left hook is underratted. I know you're half Karo Parisyian and therefor I give you toughness and strength and power, but stilll....come on

27. Agreed.

29. I'd be absolutely shocked if Evander even lasted the distance with either Klitschko or Peter.------------------------------ If he can fight 12 rounds he takes both to the limit. Thats it even my nut hugger side.

This post has been edited by prodigious1: Apr 10 2007, 07:53 PM

[Faust]

Name a heavyweight that hasn't been hurt. BAM! The only nam you zn come up with Chuvalo........Canuck

Nothing wrong with that, I would never discredit the glorious Canadian people.

Lies

Let's be reasonable here. I have three facial hairs. It's not hard to trick three women into sleeping with you.

.......dude....Janice Holyfield was a DOCTOR! so sshut up.

Holyfield can get good women, but I know he's not above sexing a fatty.

Holyfield's left hoook is underrated. I know you're half Karo Parisyian and therefor I give you toughness and strength and power, but stilll....come on

The left hook wouldn't find me.

If he can fight 12 rounds he takes both to the limit. Thats ot even my nut hugger side.

Evander is probably my favorite heavyweight ever, but the thing is he wouldn't last twelve rounds with those guys.

If that's not your nut hugger side, than I'm concerned what your nut hugger side is capable of.