IPB

Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )

441 Pages V « < 375 376 377 378 379 > »   
 Reply to this topicStart new topic
> The Official BS Thread, Pictures of anything but pr0n are welcome!
KAOS
post Nov 17 2009, 10:30 AM
Post #11281


Swamp Donkey-Victor Cayo-Lateef Kayode-Porky Medina-Karoly Balzs
*****

Group: VIP- KAOS
Posts: 9,157
Joined: 18-October 06
From: carmadildo, CA
Member No.: 136
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Big Damage
post Nov 17 2009, 07:16 PM
Post #11282


Contender
***

Group: Members
Posts: 2,742
Joined: 15-November 06
Member No.: 2,176
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...ul-getaway.html

Some "upskirt" shots of Rihanna (she's wearing underwear (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) ) showing cellulite (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

Oh well, I'd still (IMG:style_emoticons/default/kmu.gif) her.
User is online!Profile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Integrital
post Nov 17 2009, 08:27 PM
Post #11283


The Sage
******

Group: Members
Posts: 87,475
Joined: 17-October 06
From: San Diego, CA
Member No.: 12
QUOTE(Dwo27 @ Nov 16 2009, 08:07 AM) *

I remember a while back you said you were thinking of having a bash at stand-up, did you ever have a go?


Negative.

I'm not sure if it's just laziness or not believing in myself or something, but 1. material is difficult to come up with, and when I do come up with some, I generally don't remember it later on, and 2. I'm not entirely positive that I have what it takes to entertain an "audience" and make them laugh.

I'd still like to try it at least once though.
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Dwo27
post Nov 18 2009, 08:56 AM
Post #11284


Contender
***

Group: Members
Posts: 2,996
Joined: 18-October 06
Member No.: 169
QUOTE(Integrital @ Nov 18 2009, 04:27 AM) *

Negative.

I'm not sure if it's just laziness or not believing in myself or something, but 1. material is difficult to come up with, and when I do come up with some, I generally don't remember it later on, and 2. I'm not entirely positive that I have what it takes to entertain an "audience" and make them laugh.

I'd still like to try it at least once though.

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon14.gif)

I think it takes massive spuds to get up in front of an audience and try to make them laugh. It's probably the most harsh form of entertaining there is, if you're an actor you always play someone else, and if you're having an off night then there's always the rest of the cast there to support you. In stand-up it's just you, the mic and the audience. If you die on your arse, like all comedians do at some point, you're on your own.

I know it's easy for me to say but you should give it a bash once and see if it feels right.
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Raels
post Nov 18 2009, 09:03 AM
Post #11285


The reason you never post a picture of yourself.
***

Group: Members
Posts: 2,064
Joined: 24-October 06
From: Tampa
Member No.: 804
In case you all were feeling in need of something slightly disturbing.

Potty train

Skip ahead to 1 minute mark.
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Sasquatch
post Nov 18 2009, 04:25 PM
Post #11286


Contender
***

Group: Members
Posts: 1,826
Joined: 17-October 06
Member No.: 11
QUOTE(KAOS @ Nov 16 2009, 09:01 PM) *

Nice Shirt bruh (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon14.gif)

+2
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Dwo27
post Nov 19 2009, 10:53 AM
Post #11287


Contender
***

Group: Members
Posts: 2,996
Joined: 18-October 06
Member No.: 169
I can't stop listening to this song at the minute The Pogues - Dirty Old Town.

Absolute class.
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
sadbuttrue
post Nov 19 2009, 11:28 AM
Post #11288


The Poker Saint
****

Group: Members
Posts: 3,819
Joined: 18-October 06
Member No.: 196
Taylor Swift would straight get it.
User is online!Profile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Muttley85
post Nov 19 2009, 12:22 PM
Post #11289


Belt Holder
****

Group: Members
Posts: 4,200
Joined: 6-June 07
From: England
Member No.: 6,018
QUOTE(Dwo27 @ Nov 19 2009, 09:53 PM) *

I can't stop listening to this song at the minute The Pogues - Dirty Old Town.

Absolute class.


its always big on London Irish gamedays. when they play at twickenham, theres a massive beer tent outside the Garry Owen pub near there and they have band who play that, the fields of athenry and all the old classics. good times
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Big Damage
post Nov 19 2009, 08:06 PM
Post #11290


Contender
***

Group: Members
Posts: 2,742
Joined: 15-November 06
Member No.: 2,176
I'd like to strangle this chick to "see how it feels." (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/worl...0-1225800076964
User is online!Profile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Big Damage
post Nov 19 2009, 08:22 PM
Post #11291


Contender
***

Group: Members
Posts: 2,742
Joined: 15-November 06
Member No.: 2,176
Another female teacher busted for having sex with teenage pupils. She tried to set up a threesome too.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nati...r-1225800190479

I would've enjoyed school a lot more with a teacher like this. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
User is online!Profile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
sadbuttrue
post Nov 19 2009, 08:44 PM
Post #11292


The Poker Saint
****

Group: Members
Posts: 3,819
Joined: 18-October 06
Member No.: 196
There's alot of teacher humping going on down under.

Pun intended.
User is online!Profile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Big Damage
post Nov 19 2009, 08:53 PM
Post #11293


Contender
***

Group: Members
Posts: 2,742
Joined: 15-November 06
Member No.: 2,176
Makes me want to look up some of my high school teachers (the youngish female ones) and ask them why they thought I wasn't good enough for them.

I feel a little rejected.
User is online!Profile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Big Damage
post Nov 22 2009, 01:20 AM
Post #11294


Contender
***

Group: Members
Posts: 2,742
Joined: 15-November 06
Member No.: 2,176
QUOTE(sadbuttrue @ Nov 19 2009, 09:44 PM) *

There's alot of teacher humping going on down under.

Pun intended.

You're not wrong.

Yet another case of a female teacher with male students.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sund...0-1225801629559

This one seems like a particularly horny bitch. 6 different boys. Numerous charges.
User is online!Profile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Dobie Gillis
post Nov 22 2009, 02:47 AM
Post #11295


No hair there!
******

Group: Root Admin
Posts: 18,532
Joined: 18-October 06
Member No.: 202
QUOTE(DangerDong @ Nov 14 2009, 05:41 AM) *

Ha, forgive me for looking like a bit of an ackward doucher in this picture, my freind thought it would be awesome to get front row tickets to Jeff Ross, sucked for me that i gapped my fade and had to shave my head just a few nights ago.

So this picture is of me, blasted on Bombay Sapphire and tonics, then enduring Jeff Ross's scorn for an hour and a half sitting right up front. He absolutely KILLED it though. My face hurt from laughing so hard. Dude makes half his shit up as he goes. Pulls people up on stage at random and practices his "roasting skills" As far as insults go, hes fucking top notch.

(IMG:http://i38.tinypic.com/30vj9qw.jpg)

Yes that is a Leavander Johnson shirt.

You look like Nerd Thor!

That is fantastic and Jeff will joke a mofo to death.
User is online!Profile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Mos Stef
post Nov 22 2009, 07:23 AM
Post #11296


Unified Champion
*****

Group: Members
Posts: 7,440
Joined: 18-October 06
From: Frankfurt/Germany
Member No.: 73
Those guys on ESPN the sports reporters are stuck in the 80's. Their haircuts and clothes are ridiculous.
User is online!Profile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Muttley85
post Nov 22 2009, 02:56 PM
Post #11297


Belt Holder
****

Group: Members
Posts: 4,200
Joined: 6-June 07
From: England
Member No.: 6,018
lol
http://mashable.com/2009/11/22/facebook-health-benefits/
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
perfectjet
post Nov 22 2009, 03:06 PM
Post #11298


perfectjet
*****

Group: Members
Posts: 5,710
Joined: 22-October 06
From: Sydney
Member No.: 542
QUOTE(Mos Stef @ Nov 23 2009, 02:23 AM) *

Those guys on ESPN the sports reporters are stuck in the 80's. Their haircuts and clothes are ridiculous.


LOL. what's wrong with 80's garb? I love watching shows from the 70's and 80's just for the wardrobe and hair styles. Ill fitting pants, beige/light brown suits or a pale blue suit. A loud tie had stripes on it. LOL.

User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Dobie Gillis
post Nov 22 2009, 09:41 PM
Post #11299


No hair there!
******

Group: Root Admin
Posts: 18,532
Joined: 18-October 06
Member No.: 202
Cottdammit!!!!

Watching from Dusk to Dawn again and Salma is GOAT!!!
User is online!Profile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Integrital
post Nov 22 2009, 09:49 PM
Post #11300


The Sage
******

Group: Members
Posts: 87,475
Joined: 17-October 06
From: San Diego, CA
Member No.: 12
QUOTE(BANNY THE ANGRY @ Nov 22 2009, 09:41 PM) *

Cottdammit!!!!

Watching from Dusk to Dawn again and Salma is GOAT!!!


(IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon14.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon14.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon14.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon14.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon14.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon14.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon14.gif)

User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Dobie Gillis
post Nov 22 2009, 09:50 PM
Post #11301


No hair there!
******

Group: Root Admin
Posts: 18,532
Joined: 18-October 06
Member No.: 202
QUOTE(Integrital @ Nov 22 2009, 10:49 PM) *

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon14.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon14.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon14.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon14.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon14.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon14.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon14.gif)

"At my command you will lick the dogshit from my boot."

She said it... I might do it.
User is online!Profile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Aficionado
post Nov 23 2009, 05:45 AM
Post #11302


Taxin' that Ass
******

Group: The VIPs
Posts: 12,770
Joined: 18-October 06
From: Virginia
Member No.: 239
Diggy Simmons - Point To Prove


He can...actually rap. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Big Damage
post Nov 23 2009, 07:48 PM
Post #11303


Contender
***

Group: Members
Posts: 2,742
Joined: 15-November 06
Member No.: 2,176
It's good to have friends in high places.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertain...0-1225803240157
User is online!Profile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Proboscis
post Nov 24 2009, 06:58 AM
Post #11304


Little monkey
*****

Group: VIP- The Monkey
Posts: 5,058
Joined: 18-October 06
From: Blighty
Member No.: 50
How Not To Get Jerked - BDP.

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/worthy.gif)
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Gavroche
post Nov 24 2009, 07:19 AM
Post #11305


Contender
***

Group: Members
Posts: 1,682
Joined: 18-October 06
Member No.: 243
this has to be fake, but it's funny nonetheless:

http://failblog.org/2009/11/24/parenting-fail-19/
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Eaner0919
post Nov 24 2009, 07:36 AM
Post #11306


Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick is what you hear
******

Group: Root Admin
Posts: 116,344
Joined: 18-October 06
From: Monterey Park
Member No.: 117
I bet its not

some people do outlandish shit

like go see Mayweather Marquez on their daughters 6th birthday........


....

.
..
.
User is online!Profile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Congressman Facquiao
post Nov 24 2009, 09:29 AM
Post #11307


Nudity, Adult Theme, Strong Sexual Content
******

Group: The VIPs
Posts: 10,767
Joined: 18-October 06
From: the ground. Two inches from the ground.
Member No.: 119
QUOTE(Eaner0919 @ Nov 24 2009, 11:36 AM) *

I bet its not

some people do outlandish shit

like go see Mayweather Marquez on their daughters 6th birthday........
....

.
..
.


If there was an Astrojump, there was prolly more action at the birthday.
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Dangerdog
post Nov 24 2009, 10:31 AM
Post #11308


tits me!
*****

Group: The VIPs
Posts: 5,394
Joined: 19-October 06
From: Duval County, bitchessss
Member No.: 348
Pretty cool picture of the sun, plane flew through at just the right time

(IMG:http://i49.tinypic.com/bk1om.jpg)
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Congressman Facquiao
post Nov 24 2009, 10:36 AM
Post #11309


Nudity, Adult Theme, Strong Sexual Content
******

Group: The VIPs
Posts: 10,767
Joined: 18-October 06
From: the ground. Two inches from the ground.
Member No.: 119
Actually that picture is pretty whack, dangerouz. Pictures of the sun should be fiery and ominous. That pic looks like it belongs on a wolf shirt.
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Aficionado
post Nov 25 2009, 06:25 PM
Post #11310


Taxin' that Ass
******

Group: The VIPs
Posts: 12,770
Joined: 18-October 06
From: Virginia
Member No.: 239
The Game's Twitter

http://twitter.com/ihategame/status/6065286922

Whooooooooooo
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
« Next Oldest · Talk About Anything · Next Newest »
 

441 Pages V « < 375 376 377 378 379 > » 
Fast ReplyReply to this topicStart new topic
3 User(s) are reading this topic (2 Guests and 1 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:

 

Display Mode: Standard · Switch to: Linear+ · Switch to: Outline

Track this topic · Email this topic · Print this topic · Subscribe to this forum

- Lo-Fi Version Time is now: 2nd September 2010 - 07:12 PM
Invision Power Board v2.1.7 © 2010  IPS, Inc.
Baseball Card Values