btw what happened to the neighbor and the scratch?
Turns out my neighbor was a pretty cute chick, she agreed to meet me in the garage and we hashed it out. I conducted some non-scientific door tests and the results were inconclusive. She said she wasn't aware of any way she could have done it but she was willing to split the repair costs if I was convinced that it was her car.
She was so cute and nice about it I told her I'd see if it just washed off first before I asked her for money. I got my car detailed a week later and it came off so no harm no foul.
$100 says he pussed out of a confrontation and got it fixed himself
I had the confrontation AND got it fixed myself. Even!
$100 says he offered to buff out the other guys car as well
I did offer to buff her car. With our sweaty naked bodies.
100 bucks say he bought a bottle of Maguires and violated himself with it
Sometimes I like to spend a lonely Thursday night with a premium paint sealant and a rotary tool. I heard you constructed a home-made strap-on using an Olympic dumbbell and an old weightlifting belt.