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#15541 Muttley85

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 08:37 PM

LOL

Part of London I live in has something like 60,000 saffas so would be like home. Am horrendously pasty at the moment so would need to be wary of getting frazzled.

Yeah Sydney is infestited with us lot now, which is one of the reasons I was thinking about elsewhere.

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 08:56 PM

View PostMuttley85, on 29 November 2012 - 08:37 PM, said:

Yeah Sydney is infestited with us lot now, which is one of the reasons I was thinking about elsewhere.
There's none in the western suburbs where I live nor in the south western suburbs where jet lives. They're all in the Eastern Suburbs.

If you are worried about getting sunburnt, stay away from Brisbane, Perth or Darwin. Melbourne might be your place. Rains all the time. Cloudy, miserable, cold. You won't get homesick.

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 11:41 AM

Big D: I have no plans to go to AUS anytime, but that was a magnificent and hilarious summation of those towns.  I won't need Fodors if I ever visit.

Mutt: good luck on the move, safe travels

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 08:12 AM

Hello. Is there anybody in here? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home?

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 01:03 PM

Is house of hookercut back up and running?

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 03:18 PM

It's humming along like a pocket pussy with a set of new batteries.

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 08:16 PM

Sweet, Rachel Cordingly is fantastic.

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Posted 20 December 2012 - 08:52 PM

I hosted a huge Christmas party tonight for the families and kids I work with. It was a smashing success. I was hoping some families showed up, and for those kids who don't have parents who can drive, I picked them up myself. We kicked it at the office for a few hours and raffled off gift cards and ate pizza and took XMAS Family Portraits and ate cookies and had a great time all night.

Feeling pretty good about things right now.

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Posted 20 December 2012 - 10:39 PM

The above post is an example of true happiness from a person who has devoted his life to serving the community. :integrity:

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 04:00 PM

I love my job. It brings me a lot of joy, even though some heartache is involved from time to time.

COMPLETELY UNRELATED:
Five years ago, I was surrounded by folks who were so concerned about my lifestyle and drug use. Nowadays, those same people are asking me if I still have access to coke, weed, meth, and various pills because they want to party for the holidays or a birthday or they "have a friend who does that stuff." Silly, I tell you!

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 08:25 PM

This video of a chubby, stoned white British guy singing in punjabi (pretty well!) has been doing the rounds over the past couple days

http://newmediarocks...ly-novel-video/

Lot of people are making a fuss about it being racist........can't see it myself

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Posted 22 December 2012 - 12:16 PM

Dropped off a truck load of Christmas presents and clothing today, several families got a nice surprise. I am a humanitarian. Worship me.

Seriously... The best high in the world is giving stuff to folks who can't provide for themselves.

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 08:50 PM

*pats Boya on the back*

Way to go you self serving bastard, way to go.

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 08:56 PM

LOL

I am a Greek god! Worship me!

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Posted 25 December 2012 - 10:37 AM

Merry Christmas!  Here's to the great fights that occured this year and the gift of great fights waiting to be unwrapped in the near future!  

Hope you and your's have a fantastic Christmas surrounded with those you love!

HARRY HEAD BANGER!!!

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 11:16 AM

I have "baconators" as one of my interests on here, but haven't touched one in a year or so. I did eat a few fries from Wendy's a few weeks ago and felt like shit for hours. Has fast food ever made anyone feel good?

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 11:17 AM

Resolutions, anyone?

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 11:36 AM

View Postprodigious1, on 31 December 2012 - 11:17 AM, said:

Resolutions, anyone?

To write more songs before I hit 40. We're running out of time my friend!

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 12:10 PM

Malignaggi vs Mosley?

Or Juan Manuel Marquez?

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 12:20 PM

Somebody on the rise... Broner vs Rees, Rios-Alvarado II, Banks vs Mitchell II...

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 01:07 PM

View Postprodigious1, on 31 December 2012 - 11:16 AM, said:

I have "baconators" as one of my interests on here, but haven't touched one in a year or so. I did eat a few fries from Wendy's a few weeks ago and felt like shit for hours. Has fast food ever made anyone feel good?
I fingered a chick in the parking lot of a McDonald's when I was in high school. I think she liked it.

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 01:16 PM

lol I never fingered a chick until a month ago. Turned out way better than I ever expected.

On that note, one of my resolutions is to stay away from porn.

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 02:10 PM

Ol' girl said she was shaved. I said I didn't believe her. She told me to check, so I pet her monkey for a minute.

I don't have any resolutions, but I may start streaming fights. This month's bill will be almost $300 because of the HBO and UFC telecasts.

Oh wait, I remember one. I'm gonna start investing 10% of my gross income toward retirement. I meet with an Edward Jones Investments guy later this week.

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 08:49 PM

View Postprodigious1, on 31 December 2012 - 11:17 AM, said:

Resolutions, anyone?

try to take things as easy when off the pot as when on it

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 08:50 PM

View Postprodigious1, on 31 December 2012 - 01:16 PM, said:

lol I never fingered a chick until a month ago. Turned out way better than I ever expected.

On that note, one of my resolutions is to stay away from porn.

how do you boink without a little fingering?

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 05:55 AM

View Postboner, on 04 January 2013 - 08:50 PM, said:



how do you boink without a little fingering?
LOL

That's just rude, Prod!

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 06:33 AM

hahahahaha

With so many other things that can be done, slipping fingers inside never sounded nearly as much fun.

It only took one. The middle.

I'd usually attack with the tongue. But this girl sung, when stimulated manually.



We stayed in grade 10. Good thing.

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 08:01 AM

Has there ever been a decent punch thrown during a basketball game brawl, or a scuffle between two players? I've seen plenty of fights break out, but I it's all a bunch of slap fighting like girls.

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 09:37 AM

View Postboyakasha!, on 06 January 2013 - 08:01 AM, said:

Has there ever been a decent punch thrown during a basketball game brawl, or a scuffle between two players? I've seen plenty of fights break out, but I it's all a bunch of slap fighting like girls.

Ask Rudy Tomjanovich

Prod: I can't believe you would just dive into a strange vag tongue first without giving a fingering and subtle smell check first.

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 07:40 PM

View PostSmelodies, on 31 December 2012 - 11:36 AM, said:

To write more songs before I hit 40. We're running out of time my friend!

Match this...





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