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#31 flipside

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:01 AM

its funny u see the finest dimes with ugly guys but u'll never see a good looking man with a fugly chick. we ARE different.

#32 La Reina

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:02 AM

QUOTE(BadKittyM @ Aug 9 2007, 09:24 AM) View Post

Mark Anthony looks like a creepy lesbian.  That dude is seriously fugly.

hahahahaha oh man i love when I cry during laughter. I'm so gheyyy.  Girl this man is amazing on the dance floor.  I care not how fugly he is.  He's the size of half my buttox, but I would dance with him any day wub.gif

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:13 AM

QUOTE(flipside @ Aug 9 2007, 09:36 AM) View Post

its funny u see the finest dimes with ugly guys but u'll never see a good looking man with a fugly chick. we ARE different.

They'll fuck 'em, but be SEEN with 'em?  Hell, no.
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#34 Mos Stef

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:14 AM

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ain't that the truth

#35 Eaner0919

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:17 AM

QUOTE(BadKittyM @ Aug 9 2007, 09:28 AM) View Post

My sense of relief for them is so tangible, your post actually made me tear up.
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you?

shoot they took us to breakfast for the first time in maybe a decade.  That alone was amazing but when they told me everything had been settled and they were out of the hole I lost it.  Years and years of struggling years and years of supporting them through it all and then seeing them at peace again. Seeing their faces smiling for no reason.  Stunning.



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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:19 AM

QUOTE(El Jefe @ Aug 9 2007, 09:52 AM) View Post

you?

shoot they took us to breakfast for the first time in maybe a decade.  That alone was amazing but when they told me everything had been settled and they were out of the hole I lost it.  Years and years of struggling years and years of supporting them through it all and then seeing them at peace again. Seeing their faces smiling for no reason.  Stunning.

Yet they can't afford to get you that ankle surgery you so desperately need?  dry.gif

#37 loboman

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:20 AM

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#38 La Reina

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:20 AM

QUOTE(BadKittyM @ Aug 9 2007, 09:48 AM) View Post

They'll fuck 'em, but be SEEN with 'em?  Hell, no.
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quoted for truth

#39 Wanevaan

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:31 AM

I hate school, I hate that I've BSed so long and still have no degree. I hate having to go through damned temp agencies to get jobs.

End brief rant.

#40 Eaner0919

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:32 AM

QUOTE(Dobie G @ Aug 9 2007, 09:54 AM) View Post

Yet they can't afford to get you that ankle surgery you so desperately need?  dry.gif

I did

the reduced my ankles to be more aerodynamic since I am so fat I need it

#41 Mos Stef

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:40 AM

I always wondered how many actually lol when they add a  laugh.gif -smilie to their post.

I never did.I'm more like  indifferent.gif when I  laugh.gif

#42 True Swanson

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:44 AM

QUOTE(Stefan @ Aug 9 2007, 10:15 AM) View Post

I always wondered how many actually lol when they add a  laugh.gif -smilie to their post.

I never did.I'm more like  indifferent.gif when I  laugh.gif

Fraud  thumbsdown.gif

#43 Wanevaan

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:50 AM

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#44 Mos Stef

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:51 AM

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#45 True Swanson

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:54 AM

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#46 boyakasha!

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:55 AM

When you call somebody a dickhead, does it mean that their entire body is the head of a dick, or that they have a dick at the top of their neck?  Life is so full of tough questions.

#47 Mumm-Ra

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 09:57 AM

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^ that's the front row at a German stand-up comedy club

QUOTE(boyakasha! @ Aug 9 2007, 12:30 PM) View Post

When you call somebody a dickhead, does it mean that their entire body is the head of a dick, or that they have a dick at the top of their neck?  Life is so full of tough questions.



No, its protruding off the top of their forehead, as shown by a certain hand gesture that I cannot replicate over the internet

#48 Mos Stef

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:03 AM

QUOTE(Mumm-Ra @ Aug 9 2007, 07:32 PM) View Post


^ that's the front row at a German stand-up comedy club



When Monthy Phython is on stage..


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#49 boyakasha!

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:03 AM

Like a perverse unicorn?

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:03 AM

QUOTE(Mumm-Ra @ Aug 9 2007, 01:32 PM) View Post

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^ that's the front row at a German stand-up comedy club


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#51 Mumm-Ra

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:04 AM

QUOTE(boyakasha! @ Aug 9 2007, 12:38 PM) View Post

Like a perverse unicorn?



Precisely, good analogy.

#52 mpar1

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:09 AM

Is that really all white chicken breast meat in 7-Eleven's chicken bite?

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:17 AM

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:19 AM

aw horseshit!!

THe guy at the local Grease pit went on a fuckin hiatus WITHOUT telling me!! can you imagine that?!

sunofabich, I've been holding out for a breakfast sammich for 4 days now...manana I'll just make my own angry.gif

#55 boyakasha!

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:41 AM

The idiot whose desk is ten feet away from mine always brings his lunch in the office (which stinks like a mf).  He insists on giving you ALL the nasty details of his last trip to the clinic (prostate exams, nose surgery, ingrown baby teeth that need surgical removal, getting skin tags frozen off, burned off, or SAWED OFF).  He stops what he's doing and either listens in on other folks' conversations or will actually follow along until he seizes the opportunity to add in his own uninvited and unwelcome comments.  When he talks on his cell phone, he puts in his ear piece and talks into the phone like he's on speaker.  Holds it right in front of his mouth.  What the fuck is that shit?  

I won't even mention the fact that he has uncontrollable belching.  Okay I mentioned it, but fuck... it's really like a tic or something.

And he turns up the volume on his computer so he can listen to public radio.  Even when he leaves the building, he leaves the volume up.  I ask him all the time to use his headphones instead of making me listen to that shit.  He just looks at me with a surprised/embarrassed facial expression like I haven't ever mentioned that shit before.

I have to leave my office to concentrate on whatever I am working on.

Dickhead.

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:48 AM

Racialist.

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:50 AM

spelling retardation?


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Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:50 AM

QUOTE(Luca Brasi @ Aug 9 2007, 01:23 PM) View Post

Racialist.


Boh!  All you lot out there better listen up to da words of me main man Buzz Lightyear.

#59 Luca Brasi

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:50 AM

Look at boyakasha's avatar Stef.

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Posted 09 August 2007 - 10:53 AM

I know I was just following that path....



BTW I just realized that I'm straight spamming today.



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