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#31 The Narrator

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 06:53 AM

I don't wanna blow up the site. I leave that to people who know what they're doing. I didn't mean the thread shouldn't have been made, just that this would make a great addition to the drunk theard.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 07:00 AM

QUOTE(The Narrator @ Oct 20 2006, 10:28 AM) View Post

I don't wanna blow up the site. I leave that to people who know what they're doing. I didn't mean the thread shouldn't have been made, just that this would make a great addition to the drunk theard.

Yeah I understand doggy and I agree. If someone can merge them without blowing up the forum I wouldn’t mind seeing it happen.

#33 Margarito Lover

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 07:04 AM

Tards, I'll do it.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 07:53 AM

I drank a 1/5th of captain Morgan last night while talking to Kali. Head hurts baaaaaad.

And Stylez is good times. Testify!

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 10:13 AM

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eww that shit tastes nasty but I'm broke and can't spend to much in the club 2night so I have to hurry up and get this over with.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 02:35 PM

QUOTE(Mark I @ Oct 20 2006, 08:28 AM) View Post

I drank a 1/5th of captain Morgan last night while talking to Kali. Head hurts baaaaaad.

And Stylez is good times. Testify!

Honey, your Irwin sig has me dying.  That shit is hilarious.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 02:50 PM

QUOTE(BadKittyM @ Oct 20 2006, 10:10 PM) View Post

Honey, your Irwin sig has me dying.  That shit is hilarious.


It cracked me up hard. You know my computer skills. i got an email in gif form and still had to get Mike's help.

#38 BadKittyM

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 03:09 PM

Well, I saved it and hosted on my site, so if you ever need it, I've got a copy.

#39 The Narrator

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 04:31 PM

Due to imclement weather my return to the University of Massachusetts has been delayed a day. However I shall be getting mighty theard at a house party tonight.

I am Jack's poisoned liver.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 11:21 PM

I am Mikers poisoned fucked up yeah!!

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 03:09 AM

I'm faded as fcuk!!! Too much everything!!! Still won at Madden but Fight Night was Blurry...isht

#42 Lift Haverford

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 03:35 AM

fgiht nigths is fun drunk

imza go do tthat now

#43 The Narrator

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 08:13 AM

I feel like there is a angry little man inside my head who is hitting me in the temple with his angry little hammer.

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 11:48 AM

All I know is I got a really drunk PM from Mike last night, responded, he responded back even more drunk, and then this morning I guess he read my response about catching AIDS and sent me a hungover message.

What a gay.



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Posted 21 October 2006 - 11:51 AM

lolz.
You were disrespectin me.

#46 Mos Stef

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 04:25 PM

I#m surnk  believe me biztchzes !!!!!STEFn THNAT#s MY NAME BITCHES

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 09:06 PM

I'm not gonna lie...
I spent $80 on rail drinks...the bought some beers  and am still drinking. My old woman drank 3 drinks and fell on a dumbell. She is passes out. I am theard.

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Posted 21 October 2006 - 11:51 PM

You are all gay...drank so much shit I forgot what I drank...Anyne has anything to say I will punk puke on you,
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This is the I dont want to dispresctp and make a new thread but I will out drink anyone thread....Nme the alcohol whisky, vodka, tequilla, rum,,,yes I will I out drink yoju....name your game..and I will leave drooling on yourself....decfember2 lets see who say different:::middle finger smiley::   mike i will out drink you smiley.... int i will out drink you smiley... whoever is out there I WILL OUT DRINK YOU  smile.gif

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 12:03 AM

BTW did I mention your all gay....when we getting back the midlle finger smiley::middle finger smiley:: your all gay thank you.

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 06:18 AM

Thats it I quit drinking everyday...Feeling a bit drunk every night is fun...having a hangover every morning is not   sad.gif

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 06:55 AM

Styles I will fuck you up, you don't want none of this son. My liver is like a Brita filter.

Where is my boxeomundial shirt?

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 07:45 AM

A pint of Jaeger, 6 pack of Red Hook IPA, not sure how many keg cups(...ugh Pabst), and a few Bud Lights thrown in for good measure.

I miss college.

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 02:16 PM

QUOTE(Mikeamillion @ Oct 22 2006, 07:30 AM) View Post

Where is my boxeomundial shirt?


That's what I'm screamin.

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 04:49 PM

QUOTE(BoxingStylez @ Oct 22 2006, 03:26 AM) View Post

You are all gay...drank so much shit I forgot what I drank...Anyne has anything to say I will punk puke on you,
what  mad.gif

This is the I dont want to dispresctp and make a new thread but I will out drink anyone thread....Nme the alcohol whisky, vodka, tequilla, rum,,,yes I will I out drink yoju....name your game..and I will leave drooling on yourself....decfember2 lets see who say different:::middle finger smiley::   mike i will out drink you smiley.... int i will out drink you smiley... whoever is out there I WILL OUT DRINK YOU  smile.gif



decfember2 sounds like it's gonna be interesting.
I feel sorry for the hotel maids already.

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 08:03 PM

QUOTE(BoxingStylez @ Oct 22 2006, 07:26 AM) View Post

You are all gay...drank so much shit I forgot what I drank...Anyne has anything to say I will punk puke on you,
what  mad.gif

This is the I dont want to dispresctp and make a new thread but I will out drink anyone thread....Nme the alcohol whisky, vodka, tequilla, rum,,,yes I will I out drink yoju....name your game..and I will leave drooling on yourself....decfember2 lets see who say different:::middle finger smiley::   mike i will out drink you smiley.... int i will out drink you smiley... whoever is out there I WILL OUT DRINK YOU  smile.gif



You sure about that son. Between lauderdale & south beach I have been drinking so much it's my first post of the weekend.

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 09:43 PM

I have said this before and I shall say it again. I love me some Cutty Sark. Relatively cheap and a pretty solid as blended scotches go. It does the job.

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Posted 23 October 2006 - 07:10 AM

QUOTE(BigA27 @ Oct 23 2006, 05:18 AM) View Post

I have said this before and I shall say it again. I love me some Cutty Sark. Relatively cheap and a pretty solid as blended scotches go. It does the job.



Scotch is the only thing I can't drink. Right before 9th grade my friends and I played quarters with 1/5 th of scotch. It was gone in 20 minutes and so was I. My dad turned off the air conditioning and put on our heat in mid August.

I learned my lesson and never blacked out on Scotch again

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Posted 23 October 2006 - 09:42 AM

I can't drink Wodka.I can't stand the taste, it makes me theard as hell and turns me into a highly agressive asshole.

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Posted 23 October 2006 - 09:47 AM

QUOTE(Stefan @ Oct 23 2006, 05:17 PM) View Post

I can't drink Wodka.I can't stand the taste, it makes me theard as hell and turns me into a highly agressive asshole.



I can drink Vodka on the rocks like it is sprite. Love me some stoli, grey goose or absolute. I even had a glass of Smirnoff watermelon at the Doplhins game that tasted great.

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Posted 23 October 2006 - 09:59 AM

Stylez, Mikey boy, AND Mark. You are some bitchass muh luverz. I can out drink you all. One at a time if need be.

p.s. Learn how to text better while your drunk. I couldn't understand a damn thing any of you all sent me! mad.gif



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