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#1 The Narrator

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 04:09 PM

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I started the last one off drunk off Busch Light (I think?) and probably shots of cheap booze.

I'm starting this one off classy. My Sapphire and Tonics will be followed by a shot of Nyquil before bed.

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#2 Margarito Lover

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 04:12 PM

Yay!
I have had a 6 pack of Magic Hat Circus Boy, since my back is sore from deadlifting and I couldn't lift today.

And I think I will have some more beers while I watch the UVA game.

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 05:08 PM

I quit drinking.  sad.gif
































Until tomorrow.  cool.gif

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 05:28 PM

Aight!!  I'm off to the bar. I'll be back in a few to put this to use.

For now I think this gem belongs somewhere in this thread, so I'll post it here
"I think I drink too much sometimes... then I get drunk and realize I was wrong." Oar11     tongue.gif

#5 The Narrator

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 05:30 PM

This weekend is homecoming at UMass Amherst and being the distinguished almuni that I am I think it is my duty to go back, get hammerfaced, and hook up with 18 year olds... 19 works too... well, any thing will probably do this weekend.

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 05:31 PM

WAR, METS!

WAR, CORONA!

I'll probably be theard later, either weeping teers of joy or sorrow depending on how game 7 goes.

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 05:34 PM

WAR METS because Chaser is a fellow Domer.

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 08:03 PM

I'm back bitches...

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 08:04 PM

Your coherent.. Go back and drink more bich.

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 08:18 PM

aight just for you kid

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but ask Mark...Im always on point

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Previous shots....Patron chased with long island....and its only 11...anyone else got something they would like to say


As a matter of fact save for it AC I got the first round....On a real any Maxboard person at AC on DEC come find me DEC 2...first drink on stylez....

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 10:05 PM

that drinking everyday is better then drinking just on the weekend.

I thought about it and I realized everyday equaled to 7
weekend equaled to 2
7 > 2
===> Drinking everyday is better then just on the weekend.

I wanted to share this truth with everyone....I'm drinking on thursdays and if its monday I'm drinking the same...

The truth has set me free.

#12 Ready2Rumble82

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 10:09 PM

I'm with you on this one.

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 10:11 PM

Im glad brother...I hope others can come to the truth.

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 10:13 PM

It's science.



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Posted 19 October 2006 - 10:41 PM

QUOTE(Integrital @ Oct 19 2006, 10:48 PM) View Post

It's science.


wow u guys are getting the nobel prize for this one... blink.gif

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 10:45 PM

if everything on your screen doesn't quadrapel then you havent drank enough to understand the truth of my words  smile.gif

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Posted 19 October 2006 - 11:43 PM

It football season. That means Fri-Mon and sometimes thursdays.

My schedule is way tougher then the Giants' or Bengals'

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 01:23 AM

fuckin shit.  i am keyed gavilan right now

#19 Mos Stef

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 02:17 AM

I study and train very hard during the week and then party as hard on the weekends.First the work than the amusement.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 02:34 AM

The new job I got at a bar comes with nice little perks like free drinks after work...  Drinking has definately become a good buddy of mine over the last 2 weeks smile.gif

QUOTE(Stefan @ Oct 20 2006, 05:52 AM) View Post

I study and train very hard during the week and then party as hard on the weekends.First the work than the amusement.

You just need to stfu...

#21 Mos Stef

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 02:43 AM

QUOTE(covert420 @ Oct 20 2006, 12:09 PM) View Post

You just need to stfu...

...says a 14 year old looking boy.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 03:54 AM

damn straight

#23 BoxingStylez

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 05:22 AM

QUOTE(Stefan @ Oct 20 2006, 06:18 AM) View Post

...says a 14 year old looking boy.

I think you need to have some drinks and rethink the truth of my words


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Posted 20 October 2006 - 05:26 AM

QUOTE(BoxingStylez @ Oct 19 2006, 10:40 PM) View Post

that drinking everyday is better then drinking just on the weekend.


Sheez...took ya long enough to figure it out.  tongue.gif

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 06:02 AM

QUOTE(BadKittyM @ Oct 20 2006, 09:01 AM) View Post

Sheez...took ya long enough to figure it out.  tongue.gif

I know, I was made blind by haterz that had me believing drink was wrong on the weekdays. Something about becoming an alcoholic, or some other nonsense like that.  But logic has prevailed and I have seen the light.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 06:05 AM

Huzzah!  The only people who sermonize negatively about the true enjoyments of life, like alcohol and sex, are pinch-faced shrew-people whose arms likely aren't long enough to masturbate with, and in whose mouths wine would turn to vinegar.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 06:22 AM

QUOTE(BadKittyM @ Oct 20 2006, 09:40 AM) View Post

Huzzah!  The only people who sermonize negatively about the true enjoyments of life, like alcohol and sex, are pinch-faced shrew-people whose arms likely aren't long enough to masturbate with, and in whose mouths wine would turn to vinegar.

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I think they need to be reminded that it was Jesus who turned water into wine. Now there is a man I would have loved to have chilled with. I can imagine kicking it with the J MAN

Hey Jesus you have any more of that wine? Nahhh...Well here's some water hook it up please. Oh and we out of food...can you do something with this piece of bread we have left....Nice. Oh one more thing, I have a bit of pain in my back can you do your thing. Your the nizzlez J

Jesus would definitely approve of the drinking everyday theory. I'm actually pretty sure he preached on it, but Matthew and other disciples were too drunk to write anything about it that day.



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Posted 20 October 2006 - 06:43 AM

Even more likely, is that he DID write about it, but that part was edited out along with myriad other books of the Bible that didn't say what the old farts in power at the time, wanted them to say.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 06:47 AM

Two things.

1) I can't wait to drink with stylez in AC.

2) This should also be in the drunk theard.

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 06:53 AM

QUOTE(The Narrator @ Oct 20 2006, 10:22 AM) View Post

Two things.

1) I can't wait to drink with stylez in AC.

2) This should also be in the drunk theard.


Yeah mang. AC is going to be hot. If you want to use your powers to merge this topic with the drunk thread feel free to do so.


QUOTE(BadKittyM @ Oct 20 2006, 10:18 AM) View Post

Even more likely, is that he DID write about it, but that part was edited out along with myriad other books of the Bible that didn't say what the old farts in power at the time, wanted them to say.

Your absolutely right...the writtings are probably out there somewhere hidden with the "I giveth thee this plant to smoke" verse  mad.gif

Edited by BoxingStylez, 20 October 2006 - 06:53 AM.




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